i’m laughing bc i just??? posted ab the same post sobs

it seriously pisses me off??? i know for a fact that if i took my writing into some dumbass writer's learning facility, they'd try and correct my writing like crazy -- because i use so many pauses. 

i bet they would've done the same thing to chuck palahniuk. and look at where the fuck he is now.

i bet they would've done the same thing to john green.

hell, if jane austen was alive, she'd be slapped with the 'purple prose' label.