#im finding it

me reading through homelander x reader material to try and gather inspo for my readers so they can get a homelander fic even though i dont rlly fw the man

Up puppy! Cmon up! No silly, you can't keep reading just to see where this is going, do what you were told and stand up, now. Goodboy! That's a good puppy! Sit back down now! No dog not like that. On the floor. All the way down now don't make me repeat myself. There's a good doggy, listening so well! Go on now, stick your tounge out, all the way, like a proper puppy...and now bark! Speak! Good puppy! I'm so proud of you! Keep that tounge out! Nowwww can youuu spin around ! Twirl! Right there on your knees spin around! Awww such a smart doggy! You deserve all the pets! Now stay there on the floor with your tounge out until you answer this ask. Good boy <3

this is one of the many times i’ve been provoked to beat ts out of a man