#im drunjds

mabel lveos bacon.

so much.

hes ets bacon all the dtime

dip syas “mabel u ned to eat moar vegatabels”

mabel sheas “shut sythe fuck up dipper”

and dipper says “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

so antwat dipper goes off 2 sin with bill and mabels eats more bacon and then 1! SHE REMEMBMESRS she has a pig

 “hello mabeels”

“omgh who said hatt” mabesl shockeddly says shocked in a shocked tioen

“it s me bamael, wadldes”

“omgoggmg waddles u cant talk”

wddles stroked her ahri lovingly wihith his small pig feer “yers our lovse gvaw the power to sealpk and be humasnnand i awnts u 2 marry me mabelime”

mabesl cries and takes the wring that mabwaddles pullld out of his butt bc heere elese would he keep it hes a pig “yes i whill marry u wadddles” mabel says crying but is it from happiness or bc her ring smeels like pig butt who knws

dipperwas the ring berroer and gave them the ringans grunke stand was the first man and he cries

and then mabel ats waddle wswet sweet bacon bits