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Колобок повесился! Буратино утопился! Русалка села на шпагат!

Good news! The Dodo has, miraculously, been rediscovered in Quezon City, in the Philippines. "He just came into the office, like everyone else" says shocked coworker. "I never would have imagined that, behind those innocent greetings, there was a long-extinct flightless member of the Columbidae family." Interpol is enforcing local checkpoints for land and sea travel. Airports remain unaffected, chief inspector Donald Donovan having readily dismissed the possibility that the individual would have flown out of the country