#illdoit

I have been really sick today and I feel like this guy has just about reached his limit with me - he’s been having really stinky gas like as if he’s saying - one more thing - you leave me for one more day outside the house and I am going to shed my intestines again - so help me Christ woman I will do it - just make me #bodhithpoodle #illdoit #hemoragicgastroenteritis #dieonme #sick #gastroparesis #sunday #ohwell #poodle #thatface #dogkisserinternationalheadquarters (at Dogkisser International Headquarters) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSVIPUOnPfj/?utm_medium=tumblr

My family thinking I ain’t gay af and me hitting them with this

30+ years ago i was already trying to tell you what to do—like how to cut your own birthday cake. you may be older and wiser now, able to solve extensive math problems in your sleep, and teach with patience every single day, but leave the cake-cutting to me. happy birthday @djala—i love you! • #happybirthday #youredoingitwrong #illdoit https://www.instagram.com/p/B3uUfPBHa9w/?igshid=hz4bgc0rtajv

32/100 School and workout. I can’t believe this is the first day of the week I worked out. I missed it so much! I’ll try to plan the time more efficiently through the week.

(Bc ik there's no way this will bet anymore than 20 notes)