#ilf

Dávid is Bellamy's "canon" love interest! You know how I made Bellamy loosely the anti-Marinette? Well, he's sort of the anti-Adrien (maybe kind of anti-Luka for a few reasons). He's the mischievous cat-adjascent partner to her symbolic luck animal. At first glance, he's just your common hungarian dirtbag/fuckboy, but the moment you praise him, he will get embarrassingly excited about it and lose his cool guy act. He's not the smartest tool in the shed, with practically no social awareness or filter. He has golden retriever energy, he gives you stupid knick-knacks that remind him of you as gifts. He is obsessed with 80s synthwave and makes tracks he posts online. He's the lead guitarist/singer for a hard rock band called Safety Match. He wants to write music for successful films one day. He thinks Luka is the coolest person to walk the planet, but not in a homo way, because that would be gay, and Dávid is painfully straight, being from a super conservative country (don't tell him dating Bellamy technically counts as queer). He's from a family that stubbornly misses the old communist system in Hungary despite all the antisemitism attached to it. The nostalgia kinda overshadows all the nationalisation and anti-religious measures. He's the son of a d-list director who came to France with his family, desperate for a breakthrough in his career. He's the only guy Bellamy ever gave a second chance to in the dating scene and the boyfriend they kept the longest.

Anyway, he probably gets a miraculous eventually as a temp holder.

How pathetic is it that all these forces from Israel/America/Europe with billions worth of money and weaponry are only targeting civilians in the south because in the north, Hamas and the resistance are handing their asses to them so badly that they're ashamed to publicly say it?

Let the free people of the world from now on only refer to them as:

He is one effin' fine uncle alright