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Based on an actual conversation between my mom, my sister and me.
———— Scratchy helping Dot with her homework, when they come across a weirdly worded question.
“Yakko! Your good with zhe wordz, ja?”
“JA.”
“Then help us understand what zhe are azking.”
*reads question*
Yakko: Wait do they mean all three of them bought themselves a smoothie or each of them bought three smoothies? This is just an example of poor writing.
Dot: Can you just tell us what they mean?

Yakko: I don’t know what they mean. It isn’t clearly worded!
Scratchy: Ve’ll just have to go vith our bezt guezz.
Yakko’s expression goes blank as he tries to figure out the best guess.
Yakko: WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST SAY WHAT THEY MEAN!!!!
Scratchy is a father to them. Period. And sometimes Yakko just needs someone to talk to who’s willing to truly listen.
For a fic I’m not ready to post yet.
Yakko @ Scratchy: You’re still practicing I’m sure you’ll get it someday!
Scratchy: Get what?
Yakko: The joke.