Dec 4, 2017
As Iβm dreadfully working on paperwork one of my kiddos runs into my room and shouts βBYE OT!β and gives me the biggest hug and kiss on the cheek. God KNEW I needed this reminder. *Sigh* another reason to love my job.
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As Iβm dreadfully working on paperwork one of my kiddos runs into my room and shouts βBYE OT!β and gives me the biggest hug and kiss on the cheek. God KNEW I needed this reminder. *Sigh* another reason to love my job.
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Drawing on my current experiences... a very short insight into Tracy Industries beaurocracy.
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Paperwork
βThey are idiots!β
βYes they are.β
βI've never seen such garbage committed to writing before in my life.β
βI know.β
βI want to burn them.β
βWell a data pad doesnβt really...β
βBurn them!β
βOK, ok! We can print them and burn them. Would that help?β
βBit.β
βOK, we'll do that then.β
βOK.β
βOK. Better?β
βYea. How many left?β
βPromise to come out from there?β
βDepends.β
βOnly Three..."
"OK. I mean, three. I can do three."
"That's the spirit... Up you get...They are longest ones though."
"What? WHY?"
"You said you'd rather eat your own spleen than start with them..."
"..."
"Don't do that! The desk is hard you'll give yourself concussion.β
βWould that mean someone else would have to read and sign off this junk?β
βYes, but...Stop that!β
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The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, βWell, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. Iβm not sure the IRS finds that believable.β βIβm a great gambler, and I can prove it,β says Grandpa. βHow about a demonstration?β The auditor thinks for a moment and says, βOK. Go ahead.β Grandpa says, βIβll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.β The auditor thinks a moment and says, βItβs a bet.β Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditorβs jaw drops. Grandpa says, βNow, Iβll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.β The auditor can tell Grandpa isnβt blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpaβs attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. βWant to go double or nothing?β Grandpa asks. βIβll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.β The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides thereβs no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he canβt make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditorβs desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpaβs attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. βAre you OK?β the auditor asks. βNot really,β says the attorney. βThis morning, when Grandpa told me heβd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that youβd be happy about it.β #takethebait #consultingatitsbest #grandfathersdaughtersgrandson #naauledgeispower #ihatepaperwork #iunderstoodtheassignment https://www.instagram.com/p/CbE2uHIuzNavJwdoBdQkWL44O-Q5t3Y2KJ6tRA0/?utm_medium=tumblr
Some guys use super bowl Sunday to go get a big new television to watch sportsball and drink beer. This guy goes to get a new big ass computer monitor so he can get more shit done. Home office now much more productive. #gsd #branding #ihatepaperwork (at Oakland, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtbsOTFAuSX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14s9x2kjhqqn0
I had other stuff to do at work today, but I prefer reproducing Degas drawings all period. This has been an eye opening practice for the kids that are willing to try. Unfortunately many kids are quick to give up. #ihatepaperwork #degas #pastelsketch #grit (at Valley High School Theater: Shimpock Productions)
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I should know better than to ask for work... #Secretary #IHatePaperwork #SaveMe (at Winnipeg Hyundai)
This week I've been embroiled in beurocracy. Getting a job in another country is tricky!
My offsider is helping do paperwork today...but I really think she just wants to play πΆβ€ #furbaby #puppylove #dogs #happydog #mansbestfriend #adogslife #socute #toowoomba #qld #southeastqld #toowoombabusiness #toowoombacity #ihatepaperwork#ratherplayinstead#playwithme #crueltyfree #crueltyfreebeauty #nottestedonanimals #socuddly#icandoit#letmehelpyou#positivelyorganicskincare