Mar 7, 2022
finally finished mort wow I love them
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finally finished mort wow I love them
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“THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU," Death continued. "THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES. FASCINATING.” - Mort, Terry Pratchett
The mortals (well...sort of) of Mort!
Now I’ve only read one Discworld novel (Mort), but I wanted to share what I found funniest about the world’s take on wizards.
Wizards must be celibate, otherwise they can’t perform magic. If they even think about the nasty, there go the magic powers for a couple weeks.
But after Cutwell the wizard and Queen Keli hook up, Cutwell still sets off a fireworks show - something he’d performed earlier when he had magic.
Conclusion? Once wizards do the deed, they cease to be wizards, they instead become scientists.
I’ve started reading wyrd sisters so here’s some mort doodles before the inevitable witch doodling occurs
Best Wizard 2 (Here by popular demand)
The Librarian
Igneous Cutwell
Eskarina whateverhersurnamewas. Smith?
Victor Tugelbend
Oh Om, I've still forgotten someone haven't I?
I think one was in the Tiffany Aching books, he married a witch
One of the losers from that other poll
@chaoticwolfharmony
Look what you've brought me to
(this is of course all in jest, I'm a nerd who attempts to be humourous. Not being driven to madness just yet)
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