Sep 19, 2019
Can you imagine Aziraphale on coffee? that bitch would vibrate into another dimension
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Can you imagine Aziraphale on coffee? that bitch would vibrate into another dimension
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Armageddon AU where the inneffable husbands failed to stop the apocalapyse and were called back to their respective offices for battle.
They dont see eachother until they meet on the battlefield in the Amazon forest and Aziraphale looks like Lucian. He then explains that he followed Gabriel's advice, lost the gut and turned into a fighting machine to a very turned on and very confised crowley.(he doesnt know whether he should cry and embrace him or fuck him on the spot)
Who is fucking making these pimple popping videos????
Who has the self control to let blackheads get so BIG ????
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT SNEEB'S GOMENS PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY I AM A MESS
The man actually managed to choose songs that are sexy AND about death (plus six or so extremely weird songs e.g. I wanna be your dog?????)
And get this;
It's -and I qoute- "An angel's song guide to the end of the world"
What was aziraphale gonna do? Huh? Huh? Fuck to the end of the world? Hmm? Make Crowley weep as soon as Prince's 1999 comes on? Hmmmm?
Listen to this shit
Aziraphale keeps a food diary and even has a cabaret dictionary consisting of all the places he's been, the food he's tried and ratings
He also writes down memos when Crowley does something cute during their meeting
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My girlfriend aggressively asks to hold my hand and I feel like Crowley would do the same
GUYS GUYS GUYS
So I just came to a 4am epiphany
From GOmens we know that demons possess people and angels can't right? But think about it, it would seem normal that Aziraphale already had a corpeal form back in eden but so did Crowley and since Adam and Eve were literally the first humans on earth where did Crowley get his body? Who could he have possessed if there wasn't anyone around?
This also provides an explanation why hastur, ligur and beelzebub's animal forms show thoroughly in their corpeal forms.
Crowley was given a body so his other form was already included in the machinery and other demons that possess people have their true forms show up outside their bodies - kinda like a ratatouille thing where remy was on linguini.
Ligur,hastur and beelzebub aren't the bodies we see, they're the animals on them
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Ok Good Omens/Jeeves and Wooster fandoms have the quirkiest affiliation ever