#idkwhatelsetoadd

I would also be mad if some1 stole my penis

so this is something that crossed my mind while trying to continue with my oc,(btw its called dawn and growth on wattpad) enjoy !

Kyle grinned as he said “Ah, Let us embark upon a most noble quest to procure wares and trinkets from yon market stalls.”

Dawn blinked. “Uh… what?”

“Thou hast selected shopping, fair companion,” Kyle continued, gesturing dramatically. “Thus, we shall don our finest attire and venture forth, as befits such an endeavor.”

their human guide, standing nearby, raised an eyebrow. “Did he just say you're going shopping?”

“That’s what I think he said,” Dawn replied, squinting at Kyle. “But honestly, it sounds like he’s casting a spell or something.”

Kyle smirked. “Come now, dost thou not find this speech most delightful?”

the guide- Done with this bs crossed his arms, his voice deadpan. “You’re gonna lose her if you keep that up. Just say, ‘Let’s go shopping.’ Simple.”

Kyle chuckled softly. “Ah, but where’s the fun in that?”

Dawn threw her hands up. “Okay, seriously, what’s with the ‘yon’ and ‘thou’? Is this how you spoke back in the day?”

Kyle nodded, his grin widening. “In my youth, such language was common. I merely wished to relive the charm of those days.”

The guide shook his head, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “And here I thought you were the sane one.”

Dawn pointed at the guide. “Exactly! At least someone here speaks my language.”

Kyle laughed heartily. “Very well, I’ll spare you the theatrics—for now. Shall we proceed to our shopping adventure?”

“Finally,” Dawn said, rolling her eyes. “I was worried you’d start reciting poetry next.”

Ashe is going: WOO YE WOO A WOOO AWA OOWOWOO YEASSSHH grrr i cant stop thinkng about her grr rgrrr grrr grrr grrr grr waa waa waa waa grr grr grr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr