#idiotsincharge

 We are being INVADED.

These Idiots are ruining OUR Constitution and Country.

The Coalition government spent the past three years shut away in a room in a non-stop branch meeting with its right wing. Now, with an election imminent, it has emerged blinking into the daylight in a last-minute rush to find Australia's political centre.

     Listen up you maggots, I’m about to explain to you the plan for our heist, everything has to be done perfectly or we lose money. Anyone who loses us money or screws up is left behind, those who fail at their duties are left behind and those who question my authority are left behind. Now here’s the plan (pulls down projector and points at it with a laser pointer) Here is where we are, and here is where we're going, the state bank.      Home of hundreds and hundreds of pennies. Now these pennies add up to dollars. That’s what we’re going for. Rumor has it the whole stash might be worth up to ten dollars in pennies. We’ll split it between every one of us. With my math since there will be ten dollars and there's twenty of us we all get twenty dollars apiece. Now when we get to the bank ten of you need to distract and I got the perfect distraction. Here take my bank card and make a deposit for me. The other ten, were going in the smokers exit and bolt for the vault, there we shall get our money. Charge Maggots! (Pauses for a second) No there is no dental!  

Thanks to BJ, Melbourne, and Caveman at @kgrgfm for having us out for another round at the station!!! #idiotsincharge #dontstopskankin #mightymongo #kgrg