#idiotpirates

Sorry it took so damn long! Time really just keeps moving, huh?

Anyway I’m thrilled that Riot is making them canon and (seemingly) giving us an elaborate awkward emotionally stunted slowburn of their own, but I’m still going to write this because I’m having fun (and also already fleshed out 350k words of plot, so...)

Anyway, enjoy chapter 2! After narrowly avoiding a clawful death last chapter, this time our boys find themselves in even more hairy situations...