#idiot3

Once iori and tooru dragged touma out to a drinking party and already drunk they started talking about personal things , only for them to wake up the next morning with their bodies all aching because they had sex between the three of them , once they woke up they looked at their phones only descover many urgent calls from the c3 Offices .

I'm writing this at my craziest moment

wait that's hilarious

I think it's common for them to end up having a drunk threesome (it's probably a C3 combat squad tradition at this point) but the fact that their subordinates are unable to contact them during crisis makes this scenario awesome

how are they going to explain it? well they don't actually have to because the whole office can already intuit What's Up and they're so mad about it but can't exactly cuss out their executives

FINALLY!

We finally know their Pokemon types: Psychic, Poison, and Ghost!

Bane: he starts off as Psychic but his final form is Psychic/Fairy. His second form, however, is Psychic/Dark 'cause he's going through a crisis.

This is Bhaal: Poison, then Poison, and then Poison/Dark.

This is genius because - get this - Dark is strong against Psychic (Bane) but Fairy is strong against Dark (Bhaal). But then Poison is strong against Fairy! But weak against Psychic. They are each other's perfect counters!

So Myrkul would need to be Ghost but… the only type that would have good interactions with the others would be Fighting. It makes no fucking sense though but whatever.

Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

One night the 3 olds idiots went out drinking . They ran into some vampires . they had two options .

1. Confront them and do their job properly.

2. Invite them to have drink.

Which did they choose?

depends on whether this is during canon or post-canon

now, during canon, vampires do their best to hide from C3 so for the idiot3 to realize they're dealing with subclasses they probably walked in on someone getting attacked so of course they'll do their job