#idiot polycule

🐙🐸🐧 idiot polycule headcanons : very silly, no tw just for funsies !! - tuxam has a preference for even numbers. something that pikero finds to be completely idiotic, but ever since tuxam started pointing them out to him, he has started to notice them more and even pick up on the habit himself (until he catches himself) - when pikero and tuxam argue, hangyon often takes pikero's position just to watch tuxam get upset and flustered. generally, he takes the counter position to whoever he wants to see more upset in the moment - hangyon likes to feed his partners for no other reason than to watch them react to the offer itself. whenever they go apathetic or desinterested in public, he'll make a big, dramatic and loud performance about how unloved he is by them, just to watch them grow annoyed (pikero) or panic (tuxam) - similarly, hangyon loves ragebaiting pikero by purposefully taking his sarcasm literally or ignoring long sentences with the excuse of not caring for that essay it works 90% of the time because pikero hates being made fun of more than anything. each time he swears he won't fall for that same strategy again and every time the cycle repeats - tuxam also likes dressing lilly up, just like hangyon. he loves dressing her like a lady and designing pretty clothes for her to wear so he can act like a proper gentleman would by treating her like a little princess + hangyon sometimes likes to tease him by saying tuxam loves lily more than him but tuxam always gets very earnest about denying that - pikero is banned from cooking anything. even if tuxam is deathly sick, the rule of not letting pikero near anything that is supposed to become edible is always reinforced. he treats lunch amd dinner like a science experiment whenever he gets the opportunity. - pikero and tuxam are both very cold to the touch, while hangyon sometimes feels a little warmer and sometimes even colder than them. especially whenever he traps tuxam in a hug, he tends to feel very cold when touched. - hangyon is a very touchy person and annoyingly persistent too. getting the other two to go out with him and have fun is often very hard but hours of nagging and clinging onto them pay off very quickly - tuxam and pikero tried to make a new number together when they were in school. they weren't very successful and they avoid talking about it. hangyon loves teasing them about it by pointing at regular numbers and asking if they've already considered this one - hangyon loves calling his partners by cheesy, stereotypical petnames in public to watch them react to people staring at them - tuxam had a social media account where he would analyze books and media "correctly" because the misinformation and wrongful interpretations annoyed him too much to ignore and while he didnt have a lot of fans, pikero would read his posts a lot and even like them if he agreed with them - hangyon cuts all of his fruits and vegetables into cute shapes when cooking and while useless and unnecessary, both of the other two are fond of it - tuxam wants them to have a cat while hangyon wants a bird and pikero thinks a pet is too much work. in the end, he will let them both get their way under the promise that he won't have to take care of their pets or clean up after them - tuxam and pikero both hate ghosts, although tuxam just generally dislikes the idea of ghosts, pikero has proper phasmophobia. so hangyon took them ghost hunting, to some haunted places! partially to watch them suffer and partially to get them through their fears by exposure to them + tuxam thought afterwards that it wasn't so bad but pikero threatened them both with swift deaths should they ever think of doing something that stupid ever again next : cielokurowill headcanons !