FUCK.

Cmedic’s real name is Rubén Pacifico Jabir Rodríguez and he’s a Panamanian-Honduran American

Cheavy’s real name is Morrison “Morris” DeMont and he’s Italian-American (tho he knows 0 Italian and lives in the middle of fucking Colorado)

Cheavy isn’t a very “touchy-feely” person but Cmedic often is able to get him out of his shell with gentle reassurance

Cmedic has a lot of tattoos on his back, one got ruined because when he went through the respawn system for the first time; the system didn’t heal away the scar he got on his back from the RED Sniper during the first ever “Capture the Flag” match

Cmedic and Greg Morgan (Classic BLU Scout) invited the “Bunnyhopping” mechanic one day when they both used Conc Grenades to jump above Classic RED Soldier (Jonas) and Heavy (Benjamin)

Cmedic is much more of a Defense class kinda merc while Cheavy is more of a Support class (kinda making ‘em the opposites of Medic and Heavy)

One time, Cheavy and Cmedic spent the holidays with Cmedic’s parents (who are named Carmen and Luis Jr.) and Cheavy offered to help Cmedic’s mother making tamales for Christmas diner. He was completely confused to the point Cmedic and his father were laughing their asses off at him failing to wrap a tamale

Cheavy is sometimes a very standoffish and defensive person but does soften when he’s around people he cares about (Cmedic thinks it’s cute)

Cmedic and Cheavy often hold each other’s hand when they smoke together, Cheavy smokes cigars and Cmedic smokes cigarettes

One time, Virgil Hargrove (BLU Classic Sniper) and Cmedic got high on some cannabis. Cmedic nearly fell out of the BLU Sniper’s watchtower like a dumbass if it weren’t for Grég (BLU Classic Demo) caught him before he hit the ground

Cheavy and Grég are best friends and end up doing dumb shit that gets them hurt in dumb ways; Cmedic is sick and tired of them + Ross and Greg getting in trouble constantly

Cmedic, Virgil and Cspy (who I call Marcos) are all friends, they often either get high in Virgil’s tower/room, drink in Cspy’s room, or smoke in Cmedic’s room

Grég is the only one who “knows” that Cheavy and Cmedic are dating (They all do but they have to pretend not to so Cmedic won’t stop healing for a week straight)

Cheavy is a very touchy person, so he often picks up Cmedic and holds him or hugs him. He also pets the top of Cmedic’s head a lot, no matter if there’s a helmet or not; Cmedic will be pat

Cmedic bites people who try to shave his musty stubble and just in general when he doesn’t have his mask on

Cheavy’s canine teeth happened to be snaggle-teeth so it looks like he has fangs (Cmedic thinks they’re hot). The first time they made out, Cheavy accidentally bit Cmedic’s neck like a vampire and profusely apologized for it

Here’s my hc versions of them:

oh nyo

i don;t give a shit