in lieu of a proper promo for my multi @hadnothing i’m going to slap together the worst possible descriptions of everyone to coerce to you to come on down (or just like block me forever more likely idk)
highly confused semi-amnesiac murder lesbian wants to buy a puppy but doesn’t know how
best-worst dad roasts son all day long, keeps entire scrapbooks of everything his kids have ever done, actually just an angel that will rob you blind
tired rainbow guard is done with your shit and also prettier than you
soldier man would really like a nap, will scream if you grab his butt, oddly naive over the strangest little things and can and will eat whole bucket of kfc while choking you to death
local destruction deity has been stuck in a jar for 6000 years and wants to know what’s up, accidentally merges with host and now has a fondness for blood but also pottery and is very puzzled please advise
murder clown is traumatized but will also traumatize you
multi-dimensional spirit breaks fourth wall to write in first person with footnotes and you’ll never know if anything said is true or not and also get fucked
she brings a whole new meaning to scissoring no really she will stab you in the face with knife legs run bitch
well-meaning angel alien looking for friends and abandoned pianos also cats??? will be soft and delighted if hugged
this was more fun than i thought so have a few for my other solo blogs too idk
universe taking sentient form specifically to stare at you in mild disgust and roast you
shiny bird would like to know he’s pretty!!!!!! thank
he’s trying to be a good boy but also he’s a war machine boof ah shit that’s another body aw fuck mate
murder snake woman disdains humanity in order to surpass everyone as the most gorgeous. very pretty but kissing will kill you also somehow is hiding 30+ knives while in nothing but a thong?? help
local android very fond of ballet but if you matter to her she will destroy you on the annual occasion she actually opens her mouth
