#idea dumps

the curse of monotropism is I find it really hard to dip between working on ideas and then I have Too Many Ideas or No Ideas and I’m just running in circles in my brain but currently working with:

Gnashing Teeth bonus chapter (already kind of started so maybe this will take priority but then What Do)

Creechur twins darkfic (fighting over reader and treating them like a toy oop but I also feel this will likely be a series and require the most time and energy)

Somewhere somehow taking Perpetua to the vets🧍(he’s angry and muzzled)

and then there are the Keep Fandom Weird ideas tooooo:

Mail Order Bride TRANSFEM!PERPETUA DEMON Summoned from a book of mail order demon wives Wedding night…. Honeymoon??? Also lesbians

Actor AU + Celebrity/Normal person Copia + baker reader Regular customer for years, less frequent when he got more famous Hires them to make a cake for Prequelle’s wrap party??? FEED HIM...... let him feed you....... both........

Wingfic CREECHUR PERPETUA Showing reader his true form Body worship Detailing Creechur Form headcanons Abandoned chapel, full moon

Super silly dumb idea lmao

I am Emma Zhang. Average Student. Teenage Assassin. 

Most of you will probably think that this is immoral, but there are worse things in the world.  

After all, what's a few lost evil lives compared to the innocent ones?  

Besides, it pays enough for everything for my family’s needs, and that’s what it should be.  

There’s just one problem.  

Cody Kaysen. 

A few nights ago, one of my targets happen to be a classmate’s parent.   

Part of the contract is to eliminate potential witnesses, who happens to be his group of friends in a sleepover.  

How troublesome...  

Now everyone in the school thinks there’s a slasher somewhere, lurking.  

I don’t know how this jock found out, but ALL witnesses must be eliminated.  

Yet, he seems to have more than nine lives.  

Unexpectedly, he offered me a pact. If I would have to accept it to keep myself from this job...  

Then so be it.

I am Cody Kaysen. Student Athlete. Teenage Assasin. 

My father, an underground mercenary himself, trained me to be this monster.  

His bidding is powerful, absolute obedience or death.  

I just want to live doing what I want to do, until an angel from below ascended.  

I was on my way to Aaron’s house for a sleepover. I smelled blood. I saw the shadow of the perpetrator and their blue eyes.  

The next day, I saw a bloodstain on Emma Zhang’s jacket. She also has the same blue eyes.  

I had to lure her and offered her a pact: Help me destroy our family business.  

If I must use evil to destroy evil...  

Then so be it.  

Graphics credits:

Dividers by @saradika here!

u may have to censor this bc tumblr titty ban but i was so intrigued by the yandere bees i had to put my own spin on it,, since most bees are female i drew big booba girl who may or may not have honey stored in those giant bahookeroos waiting to feed her darling

(Hey! So I got some positive feedback and got the confidence to post this little short! If you like it please tell me! Radio silence is often disheartening >~< anyway I hope you enjoy!)

Her soft lips press against mine as the morning creeps in through the curtains, rising us both from the warm embrace of slumber. I look at her with my sleep-addled eyes, and even when under that haze, my breath hitches, and I am left in awe. Hair mussed, face scrunched as the sun beams strike her, covers tossed and crumpled, and she still has the allure and beauty of when I first met her.

If not even more so.

“Figured a good morning kiss would help you” She giggled, her breath ghosting over my lips, tempting me to lean in and steal another. My own mouth upturns into a grin as we stretch and lie on one another, legs wrapped around and our hands intertwined.

“Well, I’d like another test on your theory…Can’t just go on one example now can we?”

She gives me an arched brow, hardly holding back a chuckle “That a cheap tactic to get another kiss? We’ve had about three now”

“Hmm, who says three is enough?” I ask while sitting up, adjusting my hold to her waist as she groans in protest, hiding her face in my chest from the ever creeping in morning. “If I had it my way, I’d kiss you every second of every day”.

“While I share the same sentiment, that doesn’t mean you can be late for work, now does it?”.

I sigh, nodding my head as I lean against her forehead. “Sadly, you’re correct. Odd, that’s never happened before”.

She gives a fake scoff, and playfully shoves me “If anything, I’m more in the correct. Need I remind you of-”

“Ah ah” I interrupt, kissing her again “We don’t mention that. Not unless you like how I try to shush you with my ever increasing need for your mouth on mine”.

“Were you always such a romantic sap?”

“Only for you, really. A lovesick idiot mostly.”

She rolls her eyes and flops back to her side of the bed, covering back up as she yawns. “Go to work, you know you can't keep stalling”

I open my mouth to retort, because technically I COULD, she just wouldn’t let me. She tosses a pillow at me before I can do so, and I swallow my pride. She’s right, though I wish I didn’t have to leave at all.

If being in love annoys my fellow man, then I hope I'm the most obnoxious being they have the displeasure of knowing. I hope my ever loving gaze at my beloved eats at them and brings their blood to an incessant boil. I hope they see my love notes and clench their teeth so hard they chip, and have to have the cheapest dental work done.

If being in love is torturous to them, to even be around, I hope they suffer. For, in my eyes, they’re too bitter to ever be in such a wondrous thing. To truly be in love, is to know all flaws and wrenches in your plan can still lead you down a path paved with gold and blooming roses.

Roses they don’t deserve to cherish and smell, especially if they never helped cultivate and nurture the plant, to watch it grow in a painstaking but beautiful process. Those little mutts couldn’t appreciate the pricks of the thorns that help you grow, nor the petals and nectar that soothe the sting when you’ve been cut too deep.

I’m so happy that my beloved is my rose. That she saw a little dud like me, and decided that I too, was worthy of blooming and blossoming beside her.

This is a little late valentines but the bee porn was updated and censored so hopeful tumblr wont fuck it up