ID!MC may not be the most amazing MC of all-time but I fucking love them. Little guy (g/n) who constantly finds themselves in the worst and most bizarre situations and has absolutely no idea of they got here. This is just their life now. When things get bad, lie down on the floor for a bit or maybe scream or punch something, and then get up because we have a coven meeting at 5. Their priorities are 1) Being horny af for Cas and Gabe and blood, 2) Find out if I can get Cas and Gabe to make out so I don’t have to choose one (and hopefully watch them make out), 3) Get Astoria, Lewyn and Mom off their back, and 4) Idk don’t get murdered or banished maybe, it doesn’t matter much and also idk adulthood but I can deal with that later and actually put literally everything else in this tier. They are somehow the most normal and insane person in the book. Their reaction to gaining powers from the leyline is ‘cool. anyways-’, and tbh there’s so much shit going on in their lives that it’s not like they can react any other way. Somebody just hand them a fucking blunt, they deserve it.