Jan 1
Ms. Chalice: I’m sorry I had set you fellas up. 🥺
Cuphead: Eh, y’know me; I’m too lazy to hold a grudge. 😅
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Ms. Chalice: I’m sorry I had set you fellas up. 🥺
Cuphead: Eh, y’know me; I’m too lazy to hold a grudge. 😅
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Incorrect DC Quotes:
Meanwhile at the Hall of Doom, Joker is being chased by Sinestro and Grodd until he bumps into Cheetah
Joker: Oh thank goodness, thank goodness!
Joker: OH NO! A CHEETAH! HElP! HELP!
Cheetah: Where’s the baby?
Joker: (whispers) Oh he’s fine. Luthor is putting him to sleep or something. Now hurry up!
Joker: OWWW, SHE’S GOT ME! Oh, help…
Cheetah: Get away from me.
Grodd from the other side of the hallway: He went this way! Over here!
Joker then proceeds to kick Cheetah in the rear.
Cheetah: (roars)
Sinestro and Grodd finally catches up only to see Joker “dead” in Cheetah’s mouth
Sinestro: Oh, Grodd! The cheetah beat us to him.
Grodd: Wait a minute. (Proceeds to smell the Joker) Ugh! He’s dead alright.
Sinestro: Oh, carnivores have all the fun.
Joker waking up: Oh I hate to break their hearts like that. Haha, but you know how it is. (Tries to get loose)
Joker: Uh, thanks Barbara you can let go now. (Cheetah’s jaws close harder)
Joker: L-LUTHOR!!! Luthor!
Luthor, holding baby Conner: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. Also Barbara spit him out. You don’t know where he’s been.
Cheetah then proceeds in doing so
Joker: Wow, for a second there, I actually thought you were going to eat me.
Cheetah: I don’t eat junk food.
Joker: Haha, I thought you were gonna…I thought you were gonna…were you?
Bee, Mam, and Ozzie were walking through the woods, with Mammon carrying a crying human baby
Asmodeus: Oh, you gotta make it stop. I can’t take it anymore!
Beelzebub: I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much!
Mammon: *holding the baby upside down* He won’t stop squirming!
Beelzebub: You’re holding it wrong!
Asmodeus: Watch his head!
Beelzebub: Just put it down!
Mammon: *as he puts the baby down on a rock* Pick him up. Put him down. Make up your mind
Beelzebub: Its nose is dry
Mammon: It means something’s wrong with him
Beelzebub: Someone should lick it. Just in case
Mammon: I’ll do it *sticks his tongue out*
Asmodeus: Hey, he’s wearing one of those baby thingies
Mammon: *about to lick the baby* So?
Asmodeus: So if he poops, where does it go?
Beelzebub realized and cringed
Mammon: *rolled his tongue back up in realization and held the baby out as it continues crying* Humans are disgusting *puts him back down on the rock*
Asmodeus: Ok, you *points to Mammon* go check for poop
Mammon: Hey, why am I the poop checker?
Asmodeus: *leaned into his face* Because returning the runt was your idea, *leaned even more* because you’re small and insignificant, *leaned even more* and because I’ll pummel you if you don’t
Mammon: …Why else?
Asmodeus: Now, Mam!
Mammon goes up to the wailing baby and starts taking its diaper off
Mammon: Ew! Yuck! Ew! *looked at it and turned away* I mean, my goodness *held up the filled up diaper* Ok, look out, look out, coming through *swings the diaper around*
Asmodeus: *covers his face* Hey, watch out!
Beelzebub: *moved away* Stop waving that thing around!
Mammon: *walked backwards* Ooh! Ooh! I’m gonna slip! *smirks and tossed the diaper in the air* Whoa!
The diaper flew into the air, opened, and landed on Ozzie’s face
Asmodeus: Ew! *tossed it to the ground, seeing that it’s clean*
Mammon: *holding the baby* Hahah! It’s clean! Gotcha! Hahah!
Asmodeus: *whacks Mam on the head, causing him to make a derp face* Will you cut it out?
The baby giggled as Mam shook his head and regain consciousness. Then the baby wailed again
Beelzebub: Hey, do that again. He likes it
Asmodeus whacks Mam on the head again, causing him to make that same derp face, making the baby laugh again as he shook his head again
Asmodeus: *smirks* It’s making me feel better, too
I really think I’ve watched wayyyyyyyy too much ice age to get a lot of these references.
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I don't want Frisk to hear this so may Frisk leave the room? Flowey I need to know do you like Frisk as a friend as well as being attracted to them? Anyone can feel attracted to someone that doesn't make them like the other person. Whenever you make a mistake like you'll inevitably do I'll make sure to tell you.
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Vaggie: Alastor spit that out, you don’t know where it’s been
Alastor: *drops angel’s neck on the table*
Angel: boy for a sec I thought you were actually gonna eat me...
Alastor: I don’t eat junk food
Angel:
You being in absolute denial about your crush on Syntax like:
Mirror: I know what you've got. 4 letter word, starts with L
Y/N: Ahh, yes! Lice.
Mirror: No, no, its the feeling you get whenever you see Syntax and he smiles.
Y/N:
Y/N: Suspicion.
Moroha: So when will I be allowed to talk to boys?
InuYasha: When I'm dead!
InuYasha: ....
InuYasha: Plus 50 years...just to make sure I'm dead.