#iasiphcs

(romantic, could be read as platonic)

ask: more charlie kelly PUH LEASSEEEEE PLEASEE i love him so much and no one ever writes for him. thank you and i love you so much

(romantic)

ask: Dennis Reynolds and Charlie Kelly x reader who's kinda anxious all the time and gets a bit clingy because of it?

(romantic)

ask: can i request hcs for how charlie kelly would comfort his s/o :33 thank u!

- mac suggests the gane after charlie finds it stowed away in one of the cupboards. it takes some pleading but everyone reluctantly agrees to play. mostly because they have nothing better to do.

- as dee is setting up the board, the boys disappear for a minute and return wearing full suits.

- two minutes into the game, everyone remembers that charlie can barely count, let alone handle money. he’s having a good time though, so everyone lets it slide. charlie is also swallowing everyone else’s houses when they look away.

- dennis immediately breaks all allyship and friendship by lying straight to everyones faces, hiding his money, and verbally berating everyone until they surrender to his terms.

- dee is playing by the rules and is actually really good at monopoly. but it turns out frank is taking money from the bank and stuffing it into her piles when she’s not paying attention.

- without fail, everytime someone has to pay mac, he punches the air and goes “BOOYAH” completely unironically. the fourteenth time he does it, charlie lunges across the board to attack him.

- over the course of the game, there’s seven physical skirmishes, twelve real life bribes, six drink breaks where they just take shots, and one genuine poisoning attempt. the poisoning attempt only fails because charlie has built up an immunity to ingesting all cleaning products.

- dee wins and dennis goes dead silent before flipping the board and throwing houses and pieces at her. mac excuses himself to cry for a moment. charlie chokes on an apartment and frank has to do the heimlich manuever.

anything for y’all!!! (this is unfathomably late my life was upturned but im BACK)

i LOVE how much y’all love this greasy little guy!!! anyway i was recently thinking ab the potential of hanging in paddy’s while they’re open so that’s the vibe of this one ;)

- you’re in there to do some schoolwork or art, and you’ve taken to just sitting in the booth in the corner while the gang “works”

- on slow days, charlie just sits with you and pretends to understand whatever it is you’re doing. he’ll nod as you explain it but you can see he’s not comprehending a single word. its endearing that he tries though

- on busier night, he still tries to just sit around with you but the gang inevitably comes to drag him away <//3

- one night it was packed when you came in, and your normal booth was completely full. you went to just head out and work at home but charlie spotted you and jumped the counter to come say hi before you could sneak away. dennis shouted after him but he ignored him to pick you up and spin you around with a surprising burst of coordination.

- after you explain why you were gonna go home, it takes all your pleading to stop him from going over to the group in your booth and kicking them out. he pouts and complains under his breath but eventually succumbs to your wishes (like he always does).

haii!!! im so honored omg…

- charlie skips rocks on any available body of water. hes not very good at it so usually it just means throwing rocks.. but sometimes it skips once or twice and it makes it all worth it

- went as pigpen from the peanuts one year for halloween

- for mothers day, charlie tries to spend the whole day doing things in threes with his mom and never leaving her sight. just trying to give her a break from her anxiety.

- the only thing charlie can reliably ‘cook’ is rice krispie treats. hes made them with lucky charms, fruity pebbles, cinnamon toast crunch, etc

- he sings in the shower

- dee once bought him a year long subscription to “hooked on phonics” and he actually tried to do the assignments and stuff

- unironically has discord. he only has one server and hes the only person in it. he mostly uses it for musical writing purposes..

omg this is such a good concept!!!! i love it i hopw i can do it justice <33

- schmidt and nick drag you out to paddys, insisting that you need to get out there and have fun

- its a pretty busy night and charlie is almost single-handedly working the bar while the rest of the staff is seemingly having an argument off to the side

- nick points him out, “what about him?” you look for a moment, hes scruffy and panicked but there’s something about him that’s intriguing so you nod, “yeah i like him.” nick does a double take, “okay so- wait what? you like him?” you shrug, “sure” and nick looks affronted, “really?? the bartender with the weird facial hair? he looks like he can barely read.”

- schmidt butts in, “careful nicholas, you’re basically insulting yourself.” nick shoots him a glare and then turns back to you, “fine, whatever. him.”

- a bit later, you guys managed to find some seats at the bar. charlie immediately appears in front of you, speaking so quickly its almost al one word “hi-welcome-to-paddys-pub-what-can-i-get-you?” you pause for a moment and nick steps in, “hey dude, you seem understaffed.”

- charlie spins around to see his coworkers still shouting about something in the back, and turns back to nick, “yeah, do you want a drink?”

- you shove nick lightly, “offer to help him!” nick makes a digusted look, “it’s my night off, you want me to work at a bar that’s not even mine??” you only need to look at him for a moment for him to surrender to your wishes. he turns to charlie, gritting his teeth, “hey man, im a bartender downtown. want some help?”

- charlie grins and it admittedly doesnmake you blush slightly, “seriously dude?? that would be so awesome!!” nick flashes you a tight smile and stands on his chair to hop over the bar in a way that makes your pink cheeks flush darker.

- the next couple minutes are charlie running nick through where everything is and explaining that the health codes are more of a suggestion at this bar. nick just nods and pretends he already knew everything.

- the two of them share a quick fist bump and split up. despite nick being new, he falls into the rhythm pretty quickly and gets confident even quicker. charlie flashes you a smile and sets a cocktail of some sort in front of you, “thanks for the new bartender dude, this one’s on me!” he winks and despite being called dude, it feels like he could’ve been flirting

- before you can even process that, nick hollers your name from the far end of the bar, you turn just in time to see him toss a glass in the air and catch it with a wink in your direction

- the rest of the night consists of the two boys showing off in various more extravagant ways, always making sure to either wink or shoot you with finger guns. schmidt isn’t shy, he keeps leaning over to tell you for the 20th time that they’re flirting with you. on number 21 you swat him on the shoulder, “knock it off!! i’m having fun, just enjoy the view why don’t you!”

- as the night winds down, the crowd wittles down to you and just a couple other people. nick makes his way over, leaning over the bar to talk to you, “finally, i feel like i’ve barely said anything to you tonight.” charlie walks up and leans against the bar, right next to nick, but only looking at you, “thank you guys, really a lifesaver.”

- nick punches him lightly in the shoulder, jaw clenched slightly, “anytime man, pleasure working with you. i really should be getting her home though.” charlie flashes you a lopsided grin, “are you sure? you could stick around here, i should be off soon and i can take you home.” you rest your elbows on your side of the bar, chin in your hands and a smile on your face, “we could all stay a little longer?”

this is so late please accept my undying apologies my life has been hectic as of late!!! this is so sweet yes i’ve absolutely got you, i hope this is what you want <33

- he is definitely constantly trying to help you carry stuff, like literally anything. if you walk around w a drink in hand hes like “what are you doing? give me that!!!!” he just doesn’t understand and wants to make sure nothing makes it worse

- also offers to carry you places. you probably didn’t believe him the first couple times he offered, bc hes not the strongest looking guy. but one time you jokingly say yes and he just swoops you up to take you up the stairs

- always offering to give you massages but it usually means you lay on the bar and he almost lights you on fire while trying to light candles for “ambience”

- on bad pain days, hes been known to just lock both of you inside the bar’s back room so you can just relax without having to interact with a ton of people

- mac is strong as hell and has also been known to offer you piggyback rides on multiple occasions

- dennis would never admit it but he is absolutely stealing pain meds from frank and leaving them in charlies pockets for charlie to give to you

- when you’re occasionally like overwhelmed and hurting and tired of everything, dee is always the first to notice (besides charlie) and will immediately ask if you want to go sit outside for a bit or go home. she also loves any excuse to do a ‘spa day’ which just means you guys (and sometimes the reat of the gang) go to dee’s place and watch tv and nap for the whole day