Hmmm - might be here a while!! #satnavselfie #iamthetraffic #bmw (at M1 Southbound Jct 19) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5U3kP8gnmH/?igshid=ggbrn7izqiy8

My drive home hasn’t been this awful for a while!! Almost four hours to drive 113 miles... #iamthetraffic #satnavselfie #whereismyhelicopter https://www.instagram.com/p/B1brFB-D02S/?igshid=1hdg52uw9gl8a

Welcome to England and have a nice drive home!!:) #iamthetraffic #honeyimhome (at Crowne Plaza London - Gatwick Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByucvH3gxce/?igshid=1ryjwsaia8j4y

That will teach me to ignore my sat nav’s red line trying to tell me there’s traffic ahead!! #satnavselfie #iamthetraffic #ignoreatyourperil #rushhour #WTAF (at Biggleswade) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByalbotgErx/?igshid=1of851bulwq5z

The ying and yang of my life on the toad in one picture - Monday morning commute with a 39 minute delay, combined with the joy of @jacobcollier and his two year old album of many notes ‘In My Room’ #propermusic #yingyang #iamthetraffic (at Watford Gap Services)

Welcome to the weekend - or at least the M25 on a Friday afternoon!:) #satnavselfie #iamthetraffic (at M25 motorway)

Only 51 minutes delay this morning - not a bad start, to be honest:) #backtowork #iamthetraffic #satnavselfie

I left home at 7am, and this pic pretty-much sums-up my day - 29 minute delay to drive home! It's been like that all day - delays on the road, delays and cancellations on the trains... I do this every day and it doesn't really bother me very often - Today it has... The upside is it's raining and I have #Toto #Livefields on the stereo so the drive home should be OK...:)) #roadwarrior #toomuchtraffic #ijustwanttogohome #propermusic #pluviophile #iamthetraffic #bmw335d (at Milton Keynes)