#iamonlyfrogo

hello again! I’ve actually done pros and cons for Kageyama, so I’ll just be copying and pasting his :3c lowkey surprised I haven’t done ushijima already since it seems like ya’ll are in love with him

Kageyama Tobio

Pros

Admits it when he’s confused about something regarding the relationship.

Tries his best in everything when it comes to you.

Goes out of his way to make sure he remembers important dates. It’s really cute.

He’s easily flustered and fun to tease.

Will carry you on his back should you get tired or hurt.

Always makes sure you have a good seat when you go to his games.

Open about his affection for you, but in an awkward “I’m winging it as I go” kind of way, if that makes sense.

Has no qualms against scratching or rubbing your back/shoulders (so long as you return the favor).

Doesn’t pressure or rush you into anything.

Will literally run to your house if he finds out your sick to try and take care of you.

He’ll also give you all of his food and money if you don’t have any.

He’s just that kinda guy.

Cons

Oblivious. Doesn’t catch onto hints at all. Unless they’re stupidly obvious.

Forgets to hold doors sometimes.

While he’ll admit when he’s confused or questioning something about the relationship, he won’t admit that he’s wrong in an argument. At least, not for a while.

Speaking of arguments, the arguments he has with you can get pretty bad. You saw him and and Hinata fight. It gets like that, but he would never throw you on the floor or anything along those lines. He just yells a lot and uses his height and demeanor to his advantage.

Not very helpful when giving advice on outfits or appearance. He doesn’t see what the big deal is, and he thinks you look good in everything so why would it matter?

Tells Suga every time you two get into an argument. Every. Time.

Stays away from romantic stuff, like holding hands in public or cute, quiet, romantic dates.

Gets a little possessive when you two are around his friends.

He’ll occasionally, very occasionally, make a comment about weight or appearance or acne. Not because he’s trying to be rude or mean, but because it’‘s something he sees and doesn’t really think things out before saying them.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Pros

He’s Ushijima Motherfucking Wakatoshi.

Always up for a hug.

Really, really enjoys brushing your hair.

Whenever he’s around, he is very good at making sure you feel safe.

Absolutely does not mind ordering for you or asking an employee at a shop a question if you don’t want to. He will ask why you’re nervous about that though (he’s just curious)

If you’re having trouble falling asleep, he will do whatever he can to help. Be that reading to you, talking to you, getting you a warm drink, or even singing to you- he’ll do it.

He’s eerily good at guessing what’s on your mind. It’s kind of scary.

Nobody will ever hit on you while he’s around.

Actually very romantic.

He is very, very good at dates. Surprisingly.

Will offer to massage your shoulders if he even gets a tiny idea that you’re having a bad day.

Sometimes he’ll show up to escort you on a date with a completely straight face and a fucking MASSIVE bouquet of flowers like it’s just another Thursday or something. It’s hilarious.

Cons

Like Kageyama, he’ll occasionally make a comment about your weight or appearance or acne. Again, not because he’s trying to be rude or mean, but it’s just something he sees and doesn’t think about before saying.

Rarely apologizes?? Like, he’ll apologize immediately if it’s something serious, but tiny little things just fly over his head.

Doesn’t take some of your insecurities seriously. He doesn’t see them himself, so how could you?

Sorta block-headed.

Will skip dates or per-scheduled events for practices or matches without a second thoughts.

He doesn’t have fights or arguments with you. Instead he immediately assumes that he’s right and you’re wrong and stops the conversation there, not willing to listen to your side. Uses his height to his advantage to try and intimidate you, and will only go back and apologize and listen to you if he gets yelled at by someone.

Will talk about private details of the relationship to his team without thinking about it.

t2/2 Premium dark chocolate truffles whipped with vanilla and raspberry filling. I hope you enjoy them. Wishing you the loveliest of days and hopes that you may consider me, but just knowing I might’ve put a smile on your face is good too ♡ ~ With Love, Nya

Oh! They also look like this! - lightscameraspatula (.) com/dark-chocolate-raspberry-truffles/ . Sorry just wanted to provide a visual aha. Thank you so much for this! Ya’ll are everything ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

VALENTINES

Bokuto pops a single round bite into his mouth with no hesitation, before passing the box to Kageyama and Ushijima. He chews for a few seconds, eyes closed, before his golden eyes peer out again. His grin is wide and bright like sunshine. “WOAH, this is GOOD.”

“…Treasures?” Kageyama frowns. He takes a chocolate, though, just like Bokuto did, and observes it in his hand before taking a bite. “T-thank you,” he whispers, just right under his breath, ears turning red.

Ushijima hesitates for a second, but he extends his hand to pat your head softly, ruffling your hair before speaking. “Happy Valentine’s. Thank you for this.”

Even Kageyama notices the tug of a smile at the corner of Ushijima’s lips, which makes him and Bokuto grin as well.

WHITE DAY

The white bear Bokuto is holding in his hands looks… peculiar. You’re sure it’s store brought, because you’ve seen these same eyes through a shop window once. But this one is different. There’s a patch sewn oddly onto its chest; three birds (an owl, a crow, a swan) holding a heart; and if you look close enough you’d see your names embroidered inside it.

“Wh–”

“Happy White Day!” Bokuto announces, before pressing a kiss to your cheek. “Waka and Kags wanted to get you chocolates but I had a better idea.”

Ushijima comes closer to you to press a kiss as well. “Happy White Day.”

“We–we did our best,” Kageyama explains, before quickly kissing you on the cheek. “Happy White Day.”

Bokuto beams. “AS YOU’VE SEEN, I have the superior gift.”

“We haven’t even shown ours yet, Kou,” Kageyama deadpans.

“And that owl would not have stopped us,” Ushijima explains, before producing his and Kageyama’s joint gift for you; branded chocolates wrapped with with a white ribbon you’re almost 100% sure they spent a good hour mastering through youtube videos. It looked pretty complex.

“CHOCOLATES OVER A PERSONALIZED BEAR?? WHO DO YOU THINK WON??” Bokuto growls, although playfully. Kageyama glares back (but you see the glint of laughter in his eyes) and they debate on it.

IAMONLYFROGO SAID: Oh! I’d also like to be matched with a male :3 Sorry I forgot to specify before. Hope my initial message went through ok~

First of all, I’d like to give you props to the max. I have rarely ever seen an about page or description sent in for a matchup request that provided me with such detailed and very helpful information. You really made it easy for me to actually sit down and think it through properly and I really appreciate that, good job!

NOW FOR THE JUICY PART!

Your match is Shizuo Heiwajima.

You mentioned that the thing you fear the most is the unknown, which goes hand in hand with a loss of control or having it slip right from your hands. Shizuo, with his strength, is very much the same. He despises his powers, especially since he can’t control them properly and lives at constant fear to explode. He, however, breaks out of that shell many many times. Involuntarily, yes. He doesn’t like it, he’d rather have it not happen, but at the same time it helps him get a better understanding of it each time, making it easier for him to be accepting of the fact that not everything can be grasped entirely at all times. Shizuo would absolutely be a great motivation and/or inspiration to you to adapt to the same mindset that it’s alright to go with the flow from time to time, despite not entirely having it all figured out beforehand. Both of you could guide each other into a more easy-going life style or at the very least reassure each other that you’re not alone with your fears and can work together to aim for growing either out of or into it.

Furthermore, I would assume that you, being a cancer, phlegmatic, observer and hufflepuff, are quite the gentle person with the skill of having a rather good insight on other people. You said you’re lawful neutral, which has me guess, you see things as they are without necessarily wanting to change them. You’re loyal and understanding while remaining firm and approaching situations with reason. To sum it up, you’d be what Shizuo would immediately interpret as his safe-space. He know he can rely on you, since you’re down to earth and in no way judging. You’d be accepting of him the way he is while all the same inspiring him to be more confident in himself. Many of these personality traits are what he strives for, what he would like to inhabit himself and what he admires and looks up to. At the same time, he appreciates the fact that you are aware of your own “flaws” or not being perfect while still remaining to be confident in just the way you are. His conclusion would be you see him the same way and he starts thinking it would be better if he put himself in the same light as well.

sorry it’s taken so fookin long to get this out! Hope you’re doing well, and here you go!!

Bokuto Koutarou

The babysitting begins with optimism. It ends with fear.

His s/o promises that it will be easy- Fun even. Bokuto gets excited at the idea since he actually really likes kids, and he’s fairly good with them.

As soon as the toddler’s parents leave though, all hell breaks loose.

It’s a classic case of “child appears sweet at first and then turns into a devil”.

The toddler waddles around with intent to destroy, knowing over everything in their path and bursting into screeching tears out of seemingly nowhere. It scares Bokuto, since he doesn’t know how to react or what to do to get them to calm down.

Bokuto’s s/o somehow manages to keep up with the kid, amazing Bokuto. He quickly realizes that he is not ready to be a parent just yet (boi you’re in freakin high school calm yourself)

Despite Bokuto fearing the child, he realizes they have a bit in common: Really likes being held by his s/o, eating, taking naps, and having somewhat random mood swings.

The kid seems to have a death wish and toddles over to any pointy edge or possibly dangerous item in sight, forcing Bokuto and his s/o to constantly be on alert. Even beloved childhood shows don’t get the toddler to calm down.

By the time they’re done babysitting, both have sworn off children until further notice and are completely exhausted.

They’re happy with themselves, though. They managed to keep a two year old alive for several hours and have pockets full of cash. Overall, a frightening yet good experience.

Kageyama Tobio

lol fuck optimism Kageyama is Ready For The End.

The second his s/o proposes him coming along to help them babysit he rejects the idea. Wouldn’t he scare them?

After his s/o manages to coax him into going along with it, the two arrive at the destination quickly and as soon as the toddler lays their eyes on Kageyama a staring contest begins.

Kageyama’s pride doesn’t let him blink or look away- Until his s/o tugs on his arm to get him to move.

The kid doesn’t seem to particularly like or dislike Kageyama, if anything they seem more suspicious of him (at least the feeling is mutual)

When the toddler refuses to eat their food, his s/o (who had been doing most of the work) begs Kags to come try. For some reason, him saying “eat” was all the coaxing the kid needed and they chowed down on their meal.

Kageyama chalked it up to his intimidating appearance, but his s/o insisted that it was simply that he was good with kids.

After that, Kageyama and the toddler seemed to reach an understanding. Kageyama spoke to them plainly, mostly giving them little-worded directions, such as “No don’t go in there.” or “Stop that.” or “Come here so we can brush your hair.” And it worked.

For some reason, Kageyama seemed to have a sort of calming affect on the toddler and the kid rarely ever cried out and was much more subdued than he’d expected them to be.

I match you with…

TSUKISHIMA KEI

He would be able to understand the issues you have with control. Though he wouldn’t necessarily speak it, he would try his best to make sure you knew he could relate, and that he would be there to try and figure out everything with you.

Your love for small children is a blessing in disguise for Tsukishima: He doesn’t particularly like children, so you actually enjoying them would mean you would be able to mess with them if needed and he wouldn’t! (He is oddly good with kids though so you should try and exploit that fact on occasion just to see him squirm)

Tsukishima is a very mature person, so you being mature as well and liking deadlines, schedules, and the like would appeal to him a lot. He wouldn’t really do well with a disorganized s/o and would likely find them to be annoying after the novelty of it wore off. Therefore, you and him would be good matches in that he likes getting things done ahead of or on time and would be very happy if you joined him on that act.

Despite Tsukishima liking to plan ahead, he can be very forgetful if rushed and forget certain things for certain events, like a water bottle if he were going to practice. Therefore, you being the problem solver would most likely be prepared and have whatever it was that he forgot.

Even though he’s responsible and is viewed as being very mature, we all know he’s not as mature as he likes to think he is. He antagonizes Kageyama on purpose, teases his teammates, shows how much smarter he is than others, and so on and so forth. Therefore, you liking to be the mature and responsible one would come into play. Compared to Tsukishima, you would definitely be the more mature one.

While it is likely Tsukki would make a few remarks on you liking children’s movies, this boy has fuckin dinosaur toys in his room, so really, he can’t say shit.

You two balance each other out incredibly well. What you lack in Tsukishima has, and what Tsukishima lacks in you have.

He would rather die than admit it loudly, but he depends on you more than you could know. He depends on you to look out for him, to hold him in check, to make sure he doesn’t get ahead of himself, to remind him that he’s wanted.

You say you need someone to break your habits and ease you into a sense of love and security? Tsukishima would do that without even trying. His protectiveness and slight possessiveness (”this is mine and no one else’s”, he’s still just a kid at heart, really) would let you know you were loved through actions like keeping you close, guiding you away from things you dislike, taking your side in arguments with others, etc.

Also I wanna say this: Your lax nature would let you get along very well with Tsukishima’s older brother, much to his chagrin. You would have to remind him that his brother is not and could never compete to him. stroke his ego

2/2 Premium dark chocolate truffles whipped with vanilla and raspberry filling. I hope you enjoy them. Wishing you the loveliest of days and hopes that you may consider me, but just knowing I might’ve put a smile on your face is good too ♡ ~ With Love, Nya

Oh! They also look like this! - lightscameraspatula (.) com/dark-chocolate-raspberry-truffles/ . Sorry just wanted to provide a visual aha. Thank you so much for this! Ya’ll are everything ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Bokuto pops a single round bite into his mouth with no hesitation, before passing the box to Kageyama and Ushijima. He chews for a few seconds, eyes closed, before his golden eyes peer out again. His grin is wide and bright like sunshine. “WOAH, this is GOOD.”

“…Treasures?” Kageyama frowns. He takes a chocolate, though, just like Bokuto did, and observes it in his hand before taking a bite. “T-thank you,” he whispers, just right under his breath, ears turning red.

Ushijima hesitates for a second, but he extends his hand to pat your head softly, ruffling your hair before speaking. “Happy Valentine’s. Thank you for this.” 

Hi hun!! Happy fresh new year to you too! I hope you don’t mind that I posted this publicly ^^’

Unfortunately, it was not an oversight and I am not open to matchups at the moment. I announce every time I’m opening or closing the ask box, and what I’m opening/closing the ask box for. What I’m accepting can always be seen on my little tagline thingy.

I have a bunch of requests I need to get through, so ?? Maybe once I’m up to completing all of them I might open it up to matchups for a brief time, but I’m not sure.

And thank you! The convention was incredibly fun- I’m sad I didn’t get to see @haikyuu-imagines-and-others while I was there, but I got to meet a bunch of new people and hang out with my friends :^D