#iammelonlord

man thanks

i’ll share the five facts but i’m lazy as shit with these things i probably won’t pass it on 

1. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. 

2. Gerard Way winked at me once. 

3. Speaking of MCR, I wrote a Danger Days fanfiction that reached 200 pages. 

4. I met Elvira last year. I’m taller than she is. 

14. do you have a crush on anyone?

i haven’t interacted with enough people lately to have a crush 

it’s nice not having a crush to agonize over, however

58. what are five ways to win your heart?

UM okay here we go

1) humor. i like being around funny people. i like to laugh. i am easily amused. people take shit too seriously.

2) creativity. in any medium, art, writing, theatre, music. i like seeing a passion to create, and i have one of those artistic gypsy hearts, so it’s nice to have someone to talk to about it

3) BE FUCKING NICE. DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE. THAT SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE. BE A DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING. LIKE I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE INCONSIDERATE TO PEOPLE FOR NO REASON. BE NICE TO YOUR WAITERS BE NICE TO EVERYONE UNLESS THEY GIVE YOU REASON NOT TO BE

4) i’m not a difficult person to please, honestly. i don’t require chivalry or holding the door open for me. it’s nice, but i don’t need to be doted on. but putting effort into realizing the things i like and doing little things to make me smile is good. 

5) take me to concerts or movies and buy me pizza and books don’t bother with jewelry unless there’s a dragon on it 

61. what is the first thing you notice about someone?

i’m an auditory learner, and a musician, so probably the voice. or eyes. or hair. i’m all about good hair. 

62. what is the sexiest thing a person could ever do for/to you?

um 

be yourself, be comfortable with yourself and be comfortable with me. 

or wear leather jackets or fishnets and heels and talk dirty to me. 

man thank you for actually asking me shit when i post these dumb things >< 

A) are you a virgin?

i have not had sex, no. i don’t like using the term virgin anymore, because it’s dumb. 

B) 3 biggest pet peeves

1) don’t

2) be a dick

3) for no reason

C) celebrity crush?

[laughs manically while simultaneously crying over pictures of benedict cumberbatch]

D) if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

man i’ve seen enough time travel shit to know better i ain’t touching shit

E) do you smoke?

i had a couple puffs once, i was not enthused. i love the smell of pipe tobacco, but i do not smoke. 

F) do you drink?

grape slushies? hell yeah. 

G) if you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10?

i’m going to give myself the benefit of the doubt and say a 5 

H) longest relationship and with who?

i’ve had my pair of polka-dot doc martens for 3 years now

I) 5 turn ons

dirty talk. good smile. sexy deep speaking voice. good hair. broad shoulders. 

J) 5 turn offs

do. not. be. a. dick. 

K) what’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?

"I’m okay"

L) would you ever date someone from another race?

of course

M) what is your sexual orientation?

heteroflexible

N) Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

kind. puts up with me. freaks out over the same dumb shit as me. musically intelligent. likes pizza. 

O) who are you crushing on right now?

throw a dart at my blog, take your pick

P) who is your best friend?

alicat303

Q) your guilty pleasure?

i don’t believe in the phrase guilty pleasure. if i like, i like it, and anyone who has a problem with that can fuck off.

R) who was your first kiss?

haven’t had one

S) do looks matter to you?

my looks? i mean, a little bit, but it’s not a priority

T) what kind of underwear are you wearing?

Batman pajama shorts

U) how big are your boobs?

meh a solid 38D

V) how far have you gone?

started from the bottom man i’m still here

W) do you like it when people play with your hair?

with permission, yes

X) this question does not apply to me as i do not have a penis

Y) do you name your private parts?

i named my boobs spock and batman as a joke but no 

Z) do you pee in the shower?