In Breitechester, at Foxbury University, another situation is about to unfold with Mark and his friends. Ian is downstairs talking to Penny while Mark is in their room texting Seth, asking about his father...
PENNY- “So, you are telling me that all this time you have had feelings for Mark? And you thought trying to seduce him was the way for you to make him notice??”
IAN- “Well, I thought running around with my junk hanging out he would have noticed something, I mean I am----
PENNY- “I know what you are Ian, we dated, remember? No need to talk about your endowments. Mark never even knew you were into guys, so even if he was interested, he is not the kind of guy that would try and seduce someone that was, who he thought totally straight. So what did he do when you grabbed and kissed him?””
IAN- “He just pushed me away and went to the bathroom and told me to put it away... I mean I was pretty turned on by then, so it was---”
PENNY- “OMG IAN!! NO! I don’t need to know all that. Well, good for Mark. Did you tell him how you felt about him Ian?”
IAN- “Why should I now? He obviously is not interested because he has found the “man of his dreams”, so why should I complicate things and tell him that I am in love with him. It’s not going to change anything now. I waited too long.”
PENNY- “Yeah, you very well may have. But, you are not going to have any peace or closure in your own mind until you are honest with him and tell him how you feel about him. You have a full semester before we graduate that you are going to be living with him, and sharing a bedroom! You owe it to him to tell him, and to yourself Ian. If not, do you realize how uncomfortable you are going to be?”
IAN- “Me? what about him? If I tell him, then HE is going to be uncomfortable.”
PENNY- “Not anymore uncomfortable than you walking around in your birthday suit, tell him, Ian. Promise me you will tell him before Mark leaves with Seth this weekend...tell him TONIGHT!”
IAN- “Okay, okay... I will tell him. I promise. Tonight.”
MARK- “Oh, no, Seth, my poor baby... Should I say this? Yes... we are engaged!”
