#iamawuss

So I have a bunk bed. I’m laying on it with the only light on being the dim one on the wall above the bed. My heater is on the ground below-y’know... heating. I’m just scrolling through my phone when I hear a BEEP.

The heater only beeps when someone presses the button.

So I look down and see the numbers that say the temperature are GOING CRAZY. I do not have my glasses on, so is all a fuzz but I can tell they were going up and down rapidly. I am confused.

It lets out another BEEP and my heart stops. My brain immediately starts thinking that there is a spirit or some shit in my room. My body had frozen in its spot. Get the salt. I think. It beeps some more so I call my dad over the phone since I’m to much of a wuss to move. He comes in to see what’s wrong. He presses some buttons and it goes back to normal. He explained the buttons were stuck.

Jesus Christ the Orphan is scary. I'm such a wuss sat listening to Vices and Virtues mega loud so I can't hear anything. 

Don't trust orphaned children that are actually 30 year old women. 

Why do the police always take like 10 hours to get there. Arghhhhhhhh.