#i...whew.

i had this idea for an au where hannibal had a modestly popular cooking channel before he was caught that then absolutely fucking SKYROCKETED into an internet legend afterward

youtube deletes the channel but the videos show up all over the place online anyway. no one can tell what is human and what isn’t, only that some of it probably is. there’s internet urban legends that there’s “full versions” of every video on the dark web showing him butchering the body before he cooks. also everyone notices him making about 500 more cannibal puns than they ever realized