Knitting is literally just staring at your project like this for days on end while you try to 1) figure out how you fucked it up, 2) deciding if you can live with how you fucked it up, or if it needs torn out and redone, 3) coming up with new and inventive ways to hide the fuckup so you don’t have to tear it out or live with it as is

Me singing: “Oh, I’m a maid, I’m pure and fair, I’ll never dance with a hairy bear. I’ll never dance with a hairy b...”