oh my wallet. oh no. oh they're making giggs dnd merch

need to start posting my amm meta because i did write a 1500 word analysis of john's telepathy developing in issue 1 kind of out of sheer insanity so like. i guess i could probably post that

ciaran is small, but she's still part of the god-race so she's also very strong. throw a punch at her, she'll catch your fist and crush your hand in her grip. she'll catch your dinky longsword and bend it if you piss her off and she wants to embarrass you. she'll kick you across the room, pick you up and throw you, dangle you high up over the edge of a sheer castle wall by the throat while she interrogates you. or she can carry you somewhere bridal-style, careful to carry your head on your shoulder such that the spikes don't bother you, lay your tired body on a mattress, regard your form for a long moment with hollow, unfocused eyes. hold on I lost my train of thought

me: *works full time, goes to school full time, has familial obligations on the weekends, is constantly flipping between projects, has PMS, didn't get enough sleep last night, is full of anxiety and stress over not being perfect, has a mood disorder* i just gotta lock in