#i will eventually write it

It has come to my attention that you have ideas for a fictional piece of writing, centered around a certain Bostonian menace, and his pretty pretty boyfriend, that involves aforementioned Bostonian being very afraid of spiders, and his boyfriend coming to the rescue, a damsel in distress kind of scenario, if you will. I am sending you this message to inquire information surrounding your timeline. When will the masses will be allowed to enjoy this fine piece of fiction?

I'm eagerly awaiting your response.

Regards,

The most anonymous of anons.

Oh, hello My Awesome Young Anon. I hope you're well today and not off being a demon in other people's inboxes 😤

I have told one (1) person about this potential fic and that one (1) person has spent allllll day giving me her extremely wonderful and soft (and some very hot) evanstan headcanons and previews of fics and getting me all up in my evanstan feels. That one (1) person is someone who is going to be toast for harassing me about my wips (erotic buttery toast).

I do indeed have a spider-themed evanstan fic somewhat plotted that has been languishing in my drafts all summer. I don't know when exactly I'll be presenting it to the "masses" (which is probably just you, @cable-knit-sweater) but I hope that it'll be ready perhaps late this year or early next.

It's totally my fault. I have too many WIPs and self-imposed deadlines so I'm basically hording all my headcanons and drafts like a dragon and hopefully at some point I'll get to actually finish them 😭😭😭