#i swear..

I mean preferences are just that but talking to my very oversharing straight coworkers is kinda crazy because you figure cis straight women = likes dick and balls and testosterone stuff idk but then they start speaking and turns they don't like balls, they don't like foreskin, they don't like body hair unless it's a little bit on the chest or a perfectly trimmed beard, they don't like sweat, they don't like soft dick or sucking dick, they don't like men's ass or even a little fat....what do they even like

I am going to bed now.. mcr try not to announce shit while I’m sleeping challenge loser has to renounce New Jersey

All of my fanfic ideas are batshit insane. Like yeah. I’m going to write about Tyler Durden blowing the readers house up. Or reader having a parasocial work relationship with Dexter Morgan to the point where they become a serial killer.