Dec 24, 2024
Kisses your cheek and slaps your face with a frying pan before running away giggling
HOLY SHIT?? IDC ABOUT THE FRYING PAN PART, BUT A KISS??? A KISS FOR ME??? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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Kisses your cheek and slaps your face with a frying pan before running away giggling
HOLY SHIT?? IDC ABOUT THE FRYING PAN PART, BUT A KISS??? A KISS FOR ME??? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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so at this point my sleep schedule has been turned completely nocturnal, from just a few weeks of insomnia. great.
Butches get bitches. Two girls yesterday, got two more I'm texting. Probably some action today too. People see the black lipstick and they just can't help themselves.
my work-crush that doesn't work with us anymore is STILL keeping in regular contact w/ me??? 👀 👀
I'm going on a date with a girl i dated briefly last year that i really liked!!! tonight!!! 💘
we are having homosexual luck, ladies!!!
Thank you 👉👈
Also I just got married to someone in the span of 10 minutes 🤪💅
?!.?.?!:?:!()(??????????? damn my doppelgänger is getting bitches y’all. we really are the same
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I feel like such an idiot.
The crazy things I do
I'm out drinking (again). It's technically a work/career thing, but then I'm lazy like that with my social life.
After the customary McDonalds - theoretically to prevent the impending hangover - I stagger to the bus stop. Squinting at the numbers on the buses makes me realise just how inebriated I am. Is that a "10"? Meh, it looks ten-ish, I'll take it until it turns off in the wrong direction.
I prop myself up in the back corner of the bus. This had better be the right bus, getting out of here in a hurry will be an issue. Especially as a young man has followed me all the way to the back and sat right next to me despite a number of empty seats.
Not bad looking. As far as I can tell. Tall and dark hair, and under 50. That's about as much as I can really guarantee.
Peering out of the window, trying to figure out if we're going the right way, I realise this guy is really rather close to me. I look into my lap, and his hand moves towards mine. We're holding hands. How did that happen?
It must be my magnetic charm.
By the time we get to my stop, we've been snogging since Harrods. My psychic power must be set to broadcast, I've been craving a decent kiss for weeks.
He leaves the bus with me - he wants to come home with me. You can't blame him for getting his hopes up, but there are limits to my inappropriate-pulling-behaviour, and that has to wait until I can at least focus on his face.
So I give him my name and a fake number and kiss him goodbye.
Never to see him again.