#i hate celery

WHO TF ACTUALLY ENJOYS EATING CELERY LIKE IT TASTES LIKE SWEATY CARDBOARD DIPPED IN DOG WATER WITH A SPRINKLE OF PUBLIC BATHROOM FLOOR AND A DASH OF ZOO ANIMAL CAGE WITH A HINT OF SAWDUST LIKE WTF😭😭

WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE?? WHY IS IT HERE??? DOES UT WANT TO KILL US?? IS IT AN ALIEN?? IS IT EVEN REAL???

Celery should be eaten with _____

that’s probably true😔

if he ever eats any greens it’s the mashed peas that comes along with the fish and chips. and he only eats those when he’s out eating with his parents and grandparents who always tell him to eat up.

I stole a can of chicken and rice soup from walmart a few years ago and it sits in my dresser bc i dont actually like chicken and rice soup turns out