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i found out the guy who sits next to me in class and im doing this group project with is running for state representative in his hometown what the hell 😭😭
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Only if somewhere in your take you account for the fact that they legitimately gave this guy a SNOWBUNNY sidekick.
Wait, what? -one video later- Okay, now I have to.
Anyway, everytime I hear about Captain Durag, I'm just cackling like Woolie when he discovers unfiltered racism as I ponder about Uncle Ruckus Storytime to the tune of the tuba.
You can't tell me they're not some oc villain Ruckus would make up for a comic book starring his own character like White Savior & Proud Boy vs the Forces of Darkness with his primary antagonist being Captain Durag and the Faded Five or the Nappy Nine or the Barbershop Brigade abd a whole lot of heavily denied homoerotic tension becayse this is a good christian work.
What's his plan this time? Hair based mind control making all the white women... go to black owned hair salons. DUN DUN DUNNNN. Also he might've "stolen" his girlfriend who joined him as Snowbunny. He let's her have her own bank account.
Course you need the other adversaries like The Void, Weedman, Ballhog, Wordsmith, Gangstar, Hurricane, Twerkasaurus, Breakout, The Electrician, cause black people have electricity powers, Jazz Jackson, Blackie Mild, Tusk Keegee who's just an orc, BBKing, Count Blackula, 40 Oz, The Nameless Pimp or A Pimp Without a Name, for his full name is cursed but you still gotta say the whole thing, Spy C, The Primate Posse, and R.E.O., the one he keeps trying to "redeem" by turning his black chassis to gold. Oh, and just Barack Obama, except unlike Nixon, he's not even doing anything remotely sus.
And of course, you can't forget the time travel / multiverse issue, White Savior meets the Catcher Freemans, or the one where he loses his mentor, The Grand Wizard, to Morbius, the Magical Negro, which is said in full EVERY DAMN TIME who curses White Savior with re-vitaligo.
Also gotta steal one from Major Lazer S1E9 for good measure cause I can't beat Goldie, the Trinidadian Voodoo Prince with the Midas Touch.
Not the FADED FIVE!!!
Also, 'Tusk Keegee'?!?! I'm so mad at you for coming up with that first. *grumbles* I totally would have used that for some rando bounty-hunter in Speak Not... Damn it.
This whole thing has me DEAD, I can't -- ! I'm so lucky that no one has come into my room wondering why I sound like I'm choking!!
I'm also just going to drop a link to Uncle Ruckus' theme because... it really does make reading this all the better.
Don't mind me I'm just sobbing watching biathlon
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Okay bye, I found my motivation to get up from the couch ww
