Iβve come to make an announcement: @umbreon-enthusiast is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he said I was afraid of girls! Thatβs right, he took his psychology degree and he diagnosed me with woman-phobia, and he said his brain was βthis big", and I said βthatβs disgusting"; so Iβm making a callout post on my Tumblr.com: Spinel Explorers PokΓ©mon Horizons, youβve got a mega-small brain, Itβs the size of this apricorn except WAY smaller. And guess what? Hereβs what MY brain looks like!
Thatβs right, baby, all lobes, no tumors, no damage β look at that, it looks like a perfect organ! He fucked my reputation, so guess what, Iβm gonna fuck the world! Thatβs right, this is what you get: myΒ MEGA-OUTRAGEOUS WRATH!!Β Except Iβm not gonna Mega Evolve my Sableye,Β Iβm gonna go higher!! Iβm MEGA EVOLVING MY DRAGONITE! How do you like THAT, Friede?! I MEGA EVOLVED MY FAT FUCKING WINGED REPTILE, YOU IDIOT!!Β
You have twenty-three hours before the mega-hyyyyperererr beamΒ hits the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I hyper beam on you too!












