#hyuck.

131. If people receive a purple heart for bravery, what would other color hearts represent? bro is this undertale? just follow that

132. What are some of the best vacations you’ve had? i basically only went on two or whatever vacations in my life i don’t think i really have proper judgment lol

133. If there was a book of commandments for the modern world, what would some of the rules be? - don’t be a dick (in handwritten, really pretty font)

134. What’s the craziest video you’ve ever seen? fuck if i know some brit bungeejumping and dipping his cookie into a cup of tea and some GOD BLESS THE QUEEN music is playing in the background and the waving british flag is transitioning over everything

135. What’s your “Back in my day, we…”? back in my day we used to not know what fortnite was the end

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136. If you could know the truth behind every conspiracy, but you would instantly die if you hinted that you knew the truth, would you want to know? fuck yea

137. What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak? bed bugs... ?

138. What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had? elementary hairstyles were a complete nightmare

139. What habit do you have now that you wish you started much earlier? STOP CRACKING MY FUCKING KNUCKLES

140. If you were given one thousand acres of land that you didn’t need to pay taxes on but couldn’t sell, what would you do with it? idk make an amusement park OR OR OR  SAFARI PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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141. What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? i’m sorry you can only cum like once and then die of fatigue and be embraced by satan himself

uh.................. the idea of the sensation of having an external pee hole do i make sense here? no, no i don’t

142. When was the last time you yelled at someone? in a funny yell-voice probably like yesterday actually yelling was probably like.................... 5 months ago, maybe

143. What’s the opposite of a koala? an animal that doesn’t make funny noises when it’s angry

144. What kinds of things do you like to cook or are good at cooking? i can make pasta and sunny side up eggs resisting the urge to poke the shit out of the yolk now i usppose

145. What life skills are rarely taught but extremely useful? how do i do taxes

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146. What movie universe would be the worst to live out your life in? saw any horror movie

147. If you could hack into any one computer, which computer would you choose? i have no idea the one with hte most secrets about the world revealed

148. Who do you feel like you know even though you’ve never met them? *sings* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THIS IS A STUPID QUESTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

149. What’s the most ridiculous animal on the planet? the lizard that’s impersonating a worm

150. What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten out of politeness? brussel sprouts?

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151. What’s the most historic thing that has happened in your lifetime? idk nyan cat

152. What happens in your country regularly that people in most countries would find strange or bizarre? beans on toast for breakfast?

153. What has been blown way out of proportion? everything on the internet

154. When was a time you acted nonchalant but were going crazy inside? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

brain empty

155. What’s about to get much better? idk vr interactive porn

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156. What are some clever examples of misdirection you’ve seen? i have never witnessed such a thing in my life now go away

157. What’s your funniest story involving a car? none i can only think of that car vine with the balloons and the people are screaming baloney in british accents

158. What would be the click-bait titles of some popular movies? up: OLD MAN NEARLY KILLS A CHILD IN NEW YORK!

toy story: YOUR SEX TOY JUST TURNED ALIVE!

my neighbour totoro: GIANT MONSTER KILLS LOCAL CHILDREN

159. If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like? habbo hotel

i don’t fucking know something cozy and nice

160. What scientific discovery would change the course of humanity overnight if it was discovered? aliens

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161. Do you think that humans will ever be able to live together in harmony? no

as sad as that is and i desperately would love to believe otherwise no, no we fucking can’t, unless we somehow progress socially so much we live in a weird future glorified ‘utopia’ that’s in reality a dystopia

162. What would your perfect bar look like? cooooooooooooooooooooooooozy!

163. What’s the scariest non-horror movie? coraline?

164. What’s the most amazing true story you’ve heard? r/thathappened no clue

165. What’s the grossest food that you just can’t get enough of? ham

burger

166. What brand are you most loyal to? anything with microsoft thanks

oh i also always have at least one pair of converse

167. What’s the most awkward thing that happens to you on a regular basis? existing.

since a good few months i make super weird high-pitched hiccup noises and it sounds so fucking weird and stupid to the point i’ve been compared to the minecraft chest sound and frogs by my SO

it doesn’t help i hiccup like 293821098 times a minute for some reason now thanks i guess

168. If you had to disappear and start a whole new life, what would you want your new life to look like? happyyyyyyyyyyyy and cozyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in a country i love living in!

169. What movie or book do you know the most quotes from? i don’t do quotes

170. What was one of the most interesting concerts you’ve been to? i’ve never been to one :(

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171. Where are you not welcome anymore? uhm high school because i’m too old

172. What do you think could be done to improve the media? be neutral and stop being opinionated and trying to push that opinion onto others desperately also straight facts thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

173. What’s the most recent show you’ve binge watched? 90 day fiance. i am so sorry. my SO and i have to be shot

174. What’s the worst movie trope? - there’s always romance between girl/boy friendship at some point - flat villain that appears for just 1 movie and then never comes back - flat characters - stereotypes that people believe are true - forced diversity :’) (diversity is great. just don’t go too ridiculous and do it weird like ‘’we have exactly. 1 black person. 1 asian. everyone else is white. we are progressive. fuck you’’)

175. What’s a common experience for many people that you’ve never experienced? breaking a bone? having braces -not- NOT being able to keep my surroundings clean as a student .. hanging out with friends physically lmao (well. at least once. but the generic activity is just alien to me)

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176. What are some misconceptions about your hobby? for some reason some people think videos of speed painting/arting is how fast it actually goes or that doing art is effortless once digital ??????????????

177. What’s the smartest thing you’ve seen an animal do? whatever i’m hearing about crows and rats from research reports

178. What’s the most annoying noise? physically cringing at the thought of: - metal on metal, such as a fork on a metal plate - nails on a chalkboard (but i hate this less than metal on metal. i don’t know why) - my own hiccup noises - babies that can’t shut the fuck up and stop crying in public

179. What’s your haunted house story? never went to one

180. What did you Google last? ‘how to be nice’ for a stupid image in an earlier question but that failed since i just changed the answer to ‘‘aliens’‘

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181. What’s the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about? any of the past arguments between me and my SO literally. i was a sad, sad child

182. If money and practicality weren’t a problem, what would be the most interesting way to get around town? jetpack

183. What’s the longest rabbit hole you’ve been down? tumblr since 2012

184. What’s the saddest scene in a movie or TV series? when a dog dies

185. What’s the most frustrating product you own? earpods

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186. What inconsequential super power would you like to have? does flight count i want flight

187. What qualities do all your friends have in common? they’re nice fellas

188. What odd smell do you really enjoy? i like that smell when you go into toy stores and it smells fresh with a tint of idk whatever the fuck it is?????????????????????

189. What’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild? a squirrel probably

190. What’s the best lesson you’ve learned from a work of fiction? no clue the secret krabby patty formula is fake

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191. What food do you crave most often?

C H I C K E N

192. Who in your life has the best / worst luck? best: fuck if i know worst: me

193. What fashion trend makes you cringe or laugh every time you see it? anything else than jeans that doesn’t make sense being made out of jeans?

194. What’s your best story of you or someone else trying to be sneaky and failing miserably? ‘your next-door roommate having sex’ stories from plenty of people and the fucking SHIT they tell you JESUS CHRIST

195. Which apocalyptic dystopia do you think is most likely? the trash one

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196. If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show? - current mood/thoughts - their alignment/personality traits - idk, how many bones they have in their body

197. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do? the only recent thing i remember is being at this food place with my SO and his parents and there was a kid about to eat a corn and he said ‘’IM GONNA EAT YOU CORN!’’ **nomnomonom** ‘’i’m sorry corn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’’

198. What’s your secret talent? head empty syndrome

199. What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket / trouble with the law? no clue

200. Tear gas makes people cry and laughing gas makes people giggle, what other kinds of gases do you wish existed? gas to make people say stupid funny high shit (oh wait, that’s smoking weed)

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201. What’s the most beautiful beach you’ve been to? i can’t tell you i’ve only been to like two but i CAN tell you that i FUCKING HATE BEACHES FILLED WITH ROCKS ON END AND YOUR FEET WOULD RATHER WALK ON LEGOS

202. What’s the most anxiety inducing thing you do on a regular basis? talk to people??????????

203. What’s something that everyone agrees we should change, but somehow it never changes? being nice to other people??

204. What trend are you tired of? cancel culture, cringe culture uhm

205. What’s incredibly cheap and you would pay way more for? haha no if it’s cheap i want to keep it cheap thank you

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206. What’s your grossest bug story? i don’t really have any so here’s a fun fact i used to like watching the roly poly corner in elementary school during recess because there were so many beneath this tile and I THINK multiple kids liked to watch them crawl around and make roly poly houses in the fuckin dirt or something

207. What would the adult version of an ice-cream truck sell and what song would it play? CUM! FREE CUM! FREE CUM! PLAYING SEX ON THE BEACH! WOO

208. What company do you despise? apple triple a studios in the gaming industry haven’t really been awesome either

209. When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter? at 3am and i accidentally wake up someone

210. What would be an accurate tag line for each month? january: it’s monday for an entire month february: as short as your mate’s cock! march: the allergies are coming back april: fool. you are a fool. may: may i be excused for the rest of my life? idk june: a mix of the sweet summer breeze and sweat up your sleeve july: the kids are free. run. august: hell breaks loose september: DO YOU REMEMBER. THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTMEBRR october: halloween november: idk. thanksgiving? december: *the sound of 4839248203 people singing ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUU simultaneously, very annoyingly*

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211. What’s the most overrated product out on the market? idk apple

212. What word do you always misspell? i’ve been writing opinionated as opiniated for quite a good few months until pretty recently and that was pretty tragic to witness

213. What naps are the most satisfying? snuggle naps aside from the broken neck you wake up with

214. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lying on the ground / side of the road? a random sponge?

215. What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen? futurama was pretty funny

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216. What’s the most embarrassing story from your childhood? all of it

217. What animal is the most majestic? uhm those lizards that can somehow run on water?

218. What’s something that everyone knows is true, but we don’t like to admit it?

MASTURBATION FEELS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD

219. What’s the weirdest text or email you’ve gotten? spam emails any of them. you want a free vibrator? yeah you do huh? click here huh

220. What always cheers you up when you think about it? disgusting affection with the SO

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221. What sport could you play the longest in a televised game, without anyone discovering you aren’t a professional athlete? fucking cricket?

222. If you could talk to animals and they would understand you, but you couldn’t understand them, what would you do with that power? tell them i love each of them so much adn i want to snuggle the hsit out of em

223. What’s the most boring sport, and what would you do to make it more exciting? golf instead of aiming for the ball to be in the hole aim to hit injure someone with that ball and the best player has the strongest power in newton

224. What’s the creepiest tech out there? - human-like droids - idk whatever the government isn’t telling us

225. Who did you use to look up to, but they screwed up and you lost faith in them? i’ll silently point at my relatives

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226. What’s fine in small numbers but terrifying in large numbers? big yoshi

227. Do you like things to be carefully planned or do you prefer to just go with the flow? both, first for projects you have and the 2nd just for whatever else

228. What animal would you most like to eat? ciockehncickenchicken not cock

229. What fictional characters have you had a crush on over the years? we don’t talk about this embarrassment from when i was a little shit teen sigh.................................. the fire man from undertale that’s the only one i’ll ever openly admit now fuck off

230. What would the box with all your hopes and dreams inside look like? fucking chaotic that’s what it’d look like

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231. What was the worst shopping experience you’ve ever had? primark and mark and spencer’s for the worst. worst. queue times.

232. What story you’ve heard has stayed with you and always disturbs you every time you think about it? no clue

233. What was the most important appointment or deadline you missed? my birthday?

234. If you were a clown themed super hero, what powers would you have? i have a clown nose and every time i squeeze it i let out a devastating fart to take out my enemies, myself included

235. If you could airdrop anything you want, worth two million dollars or less, anywhere you want, what would you airdrop and where would you airdrop it? a credit card that has the two million dollars on it and then transfer that to my own bank, airdropped finely in the mail just for me :)

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236. If you lived in a virtual reality world of your own creation, what would it look like? basically the fictional world i have for my own characters thank you that’d be very cool kanye

237. What escalated very quickly? my anger meter on shark week

238. What two things are terrible when separate but great when you put them together? 6 and 9 ;)

239. What did you believe for way too long as a child? uhm..................................................... don’t want to go all depresso here so uh you get square eyes from looking at a screen too long?????????

240. What big event do you think will happen soon that most people aren’t expecting? i don’t know the next big meme that’ll be the revolutionary meme for the next decade the half life VR thing that’s coming out is either shittier or way better to everyone’s expectations some big site is probably going to die?

11. What was the last nice thing someone did for you? (Small favors count!) uhhmmmmmm my housemate helped taping my door frame so it’d be more quiet against noise in the conservatory still have to look into soundproof boarding tho 12. How do you prepare for an intense study session? good drink like squash comfy pjs and music depending 13. If you could have been in any Dr. Seuss book, which would it be? cat in the hat? 14. What was the last thing you broke? Did you fix it? well technically my substance painter file broke and stopped responding so i had to force shutdown i fixed it tho so that’s cool 15. You have a castle, and you need to fill your moat with something. What do you fill it with? tropical water but once someone falls into it it’s super hot and it burns you alive??

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16. What’s one crazy thing you wish a Nerf gun would do? shoot bullets/whatever so hard it can fly me into the air and i can use it as a nerf jetpack

17. Look around. What’s the first geometric pattern that you see? rectangles thanks wooden floor

18. What’s your favorite cloud pattern? i like all clouds

19. Of the countries that you’ve never lived in, which country’s flag do you think is the coolest?

minimalism

20. If you had to eat one ice cream topping for an entire day, what would it be? rainbow sprinkle or cookie dough

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21. What are two things you wish you could superglue together? (Be creative!) a jetpack/mini rocket on some kind of thing like a backpack or chest armour thank you 22. Which of these performances sounds like the most fun date to you: opera, symphony, musical, improv, contemporary theater, traditional theater, modern dance, ballet, cultural dance, live art, or art museum? improv, theater, live art or art museum

23. If I gave you a limitless amount of chalk, what would you draw on the sidewalk right now? a big dick. 24. What’s your favorite illusion? idk i like the weird wobbly pencil thing?

25. What’s the easiest way to fool you? just act as if it’s real and i’m probably stupid enough to go ‘‘wha?’‘ for at least one second

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26. If you could instantly clean up pollution in any area of the world, where would it be? that big patch of plastic in the sea

27. What’s your go-to gummy snack? i don’t really like gummies that much.................. except for the green apple rings i’d shove those up my ass all day

28. What would you like in return for a favor: cash, some form of a gift, or another favor? first or last

29. What’s the silliest thing you’ve done in a restaurant? lost my samsung flip phone when i was 9

30. Is your favorite type of alcohol the same as the one that gets you drunk the fastest? i don’t like alcohol whatsoever the only exception that i am fine drinking is the 4% kopparberg strawberry lime cider but even then i prefer the alcohol-free one lol

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31. If you were Spiderman, what’s the first thing you would climb on top of? a skyscraper or mountain BYE

32. Ever made a party foul? no im too quiet for that

33. What muscle in your body is currently the most tense? my neck/back probably shoudler blades....

34. If I were a cop and I searched your house / apartment / dorm, what would you be most afraid of me stumbling across? Or what’s the most embarrassing thing that I might find? *cough* nasty stuff *cough* obviously *cough*

35. Who is someone that you want to be sassy towards right now? idk i’d rather roll around and become a snail in a lettuce blanket

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36. Where do you draw the line between confidence and egocentrism? when you fail to be realistic about your confidence

37. What’s the fastest way to gross you out? vomiting or showing your innards or shit in a bowl. that’s been unflushed

38. Ever killed a houseplant? How? my cat crunched on some.. i think green beans? i had to grow for biology class when i was 12 thanks crunni

39. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done with fireworks? my housemates and i thought we got a huge sparkler for free from the fireworks guy but it ended up being an incense stick (at least.... it smelled like one)

40. What SPF sunscreen do you use? If any? like 20-30? don’t need much i think

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41. Where is someplace you would NOT swim? it has leeches or some shit

42. If you had a college, what would you make its mascot? idk dancing snake man

43. What’s your favorite magic trick? i like the ones that don’t seem possible like the super quick hand tricks or the SAWING SOMEONE IN FUCKING HALF

44. What’s one thing you’ve recently lost but still haven’t found? this just reminds me of the one little green blade that fell from my gundam once and i wasn’t able to find it for 3 months

lo and behold, a mouse comes around, forces me to look properly beneath one of my drawers, and there it fucking is.

45. What are you a complete geek about? spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace musiccccccccccccccc gamesssssssssssssssss plushies...............................

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46. What was the first wish list you ever made on Amazon? What did it have in it? i’ve never made a wishlist but the first thing i bought on amazon was probably some stupid shit like a plushie

47. What’s your favorite card game? idk i like uno

48. What’s an area of the planet that you would love to see from space? all of it.

49. What are your late-night cravings? fuit gummy.... green apple fuit gummy apples/grapes sometimes cronch

50. Of all the things that you’ve learned in the past year, what’s something you least expected to learn? my coursemates aren’t as competent as i thought with keeping up on uni work or something?

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51. Is there anything you regret forgetting? whenever i go out and halfway on the way to my destination i realise i forgot something and i want to hit myself into space

i’m not going to mention the most embarrassing thing i forgot once thank you very much

52. Have you once been good at a particular skill, then lost that skill? Why did you lose it? ............................................................... uhm cognitive... thought high school fucked me over lmao

53. What government position would you most like to hold? What would you least like to hold? i’d rather not

54. If you could entirely revive any “lost city”, which would it be? ATLANTIS BABEY

55. What’s one weird thing you never leave your house without? (Beside phone or keys.) does lip balm count as weird lmao

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56. If you hear a really catchy song, what’s the first thing you start doing? Or how do you react? ‘‘bopping to the beat’‘ violently dance myself into oblivion

57. What’s something you would paint in fluorescent paint, just for fun? a sex to- uhm a gundam?

58. How much do you believe in, follow, or respect your heritage? i don’t think i even got one lol

59. When you’re on an airplane, do you prefer the aisle, middle, or window seat? WINDOW! WINDOW! WINDOW!

IF YOU DON’T PREFER THE WINDOW YOU’RE LAME AS FUCK

60. If you could run an airline, what would you hand out as the airplane snacks? How about drinks? What else would you do to make it interesting? something catchy and stupid like ‘‘Flying Pelican’‘ and work with that as a theme

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61. What’s something you never travel without? - the essentials like wallet, key, phone, earpods - backpack - bottle of water - lip balm - umbrella, most of the time

62. What’s the most unusual souvenir you’ve bought? fuck if i know those coins that they stamp their logo in

63. What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you while travelling? How did you work around it? idk having to pee while waiting in queue to get your shit checked at the airport or DYING OF DEHYDRATION BECAUSE THE FUCKERS DON’T ALLOW A BOTTLE OF WATER FOR SOME REASON!

64. What should you be devoting your time to right now? vibing i can do the rest of my finishing up tomorrow

65. Do you see more beauty in humans, or in nature? nature altho a lot of people lookin’ decent tho

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66. What was the last formal event you went to? uhm my sibling’s wedding in 2015? i don’t count high school events those are lame as fuck

67. What ballroom dance would you most like to learn? idk the tango

68. What’s one commercial that you could recite all the way through? i can’t recite anything i’m stupid

69. If you had to give up one of these, which would it be: electricity, gas, internet, television, or water? TELEVISION HA!

70. You’re going to start your own mafia. What’s it going to be like? Who will be able to join, and who will you target? the mafia of people who just really really like cats and have a mafia shelter for them we’ll kick anyone in the balls for mistreating a cat (or any animal really)

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72. What was your favorite spy/mystery novel as a kid? idk i only read fantasy lmao

73. What would you wear to a masquerade ball? (Details!) is a knight helmet allowed? with some pauldrons and a super cool dress? .. no?

then any of the options below

or something weird and tribal like this thing

74. You have to wear a onesie that looks like an animal for an entire day. What animal will it be? i already have a tiger onesie beat ya to it

75. Have you ever witnessed someone being injured or violating a law? What did you do? hmmmmmm no

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76. If you could have a pocket that will always be full of one thing, what would it be? money. now i can pay off my student debt god bless.

77. What’s your favorite form of public art? i like graffiti (if it’s not shitty scribbling), art museums......, paintings/art on walls/boards/etc

78. When was the last time you talked to a police officer, paramedic, or firefighter? like a full-on year ago when we had introduction in the first year, and police came around to just share some safety precautions

79. What’s your favorite life hack? uhm... i only remember that machine that just cuts cooked eggs in various smaller pieces

or you put an uncooked egg into an egglet and you cook that or something and it turns out cool

80. Have you ever concocted something strange in your kitchen, that actually turned out good? all my food that i make, ever

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81. If you were a character in CLUE, who would you be? What would be your murder weapon? i don’t even know how you play clue

82. If you had to tattoo someone else’s face on your body, whose would it be? can it just be a tattoo of my cat’s face....

83. What sport do you most like to watch? eh baseball is alright i guess

84. Ever made up a game or sport? What was it like? no

85. When was the last time you went out in nature? (I mean, out in a field or the mountains or something, aka not a park) like new year’s

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86. Describe the smell of your favorite perfume or cologne. i like it when they smell fresh or like green apple or peaches something fruity and fresh. good shit.

87. What scent would you make into a perfume or cologne, if you could? G R E E N A P P L E F O R E V E R 88. What’s your favorite “new” smell? (Such as, a new book, new house, new car, new leather, new rain, new plants, etc) new book, new toy (store), new rain, new food, new FRESH AIR..... newly washed clothes

89. What’s the weirdest side effect you’ve gotten from a drug? i’ve never tried them lol

90. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen while using public transportation? i wouldn’t ever recall

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91. You own a car wash, but as a prank, you’re going to wash cars with something other than soap. What would you use? idk those shitty slime you get with kids toys nowadays

92. Do you have any funny family traditions? no

93. If you could graffiti anywhere (I mean, anywhere), where would you do it? on a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE wall up HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH! as long as i don’t fall to my death

94. What’s your favorite precious stone? i have a green stone in the shape of an egg and i always really liked it

95. What’s your favorite smoothie? i don’t really like smoothies

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96. If you could be the King/Queen or Emperor/Empress of a powerful historical dynasty, which would it be? idk medieval times i could dress up as a knight undercover bye

97. What was your favorite craft as a kid? just drawing

98. Have you ever made up your own word, and used it as normal? What was it? the horrifyingly sad thing is that my SO and i have come up with some kind of weird caveman languages, with which certain noises have gotten meanings

saying ‘‘num num’‘ as a reply to the other’s statement means ‘‘yes, but i don’t want to admit it’‘

or weird noises that mean ‘‘i like this’‘, such as ‘‘hoh’‘ and ‘‘gooba looba’‘

we’re horrific. absolutely. horrific.

99. What do you think about most in the shower? i just stare at the wall or gape at the water to drink some or think about stuff i’ve got yet to do that day

100. What did you hear, read, or see in the news today? coronavirus and brexit things what a year has 2020 been so far huh