#hyperverbal audhd

What's it called in a romance fictional piece when the hyped up, gorgeous, amazing, sought after character is just so goddamn down bad for some ordinary everyday character, not the "cute XYZ next door" but just like... Oh god is there anyway to say this that doesn't sound mean?...the plain, overlooked character. They're neither ugly nor beautiful (traditionally, I mean, I think most people are at least somewhat attractive and even more so when you love them, seeing someone you love smile will never stop taking your breath away and make your heart beat fast).

I think I've been on tumblr too long because I was gonna say Disney's beauty and the beast but if the beast looked like the prince the whole time...and then I remembered that the prince version was supposed to be the attractive one and now I'm kinda fucked up but like...Bears. Bears are hot. (The gay man body type not the animal, ffs. The animal bears look like they would be very good at snuggling but so do the gay men bears so...and there are bisexual/queer men and nonbinary bears too and there are the straight guys with the same body type but I don't think it's the same thing at all but still hot...and I really shouldn't have an opinion because my fiance is a willowy elf type but with power tools and a love of pipe weed, my dark Legolas and I'm so happy to be their Gimli and where was I going with this...dwelfs?

Oh yeah. My beautiful fiance is down bad for me and I'm obsessed with them in a good way and I haven't seen them in a few days because they're away with family right now and I'm getting antsy as fuck even though I'll see them tonight and I saw them Friday but two days without seeing their beautiful face and I feel like I'm going to combust or explode into meat confetti

And you would think after being together for years it would get easier but it just gets harder to be apart, like my roots have been yanked from the soil, and fuck fuck fuck fuck I. Can't. Post. This. But I wanna know what it's called.