#hyperrogue

aries: beset on all sides by impossibly cold ghosts because you couldn't figure out how to move

taurus: getting in between a bull and a butterfly

gemini: taking one (1) step into the jelly kingdom and your game immediately crashes

cancer: stepping on clearly marked mine which even had an 'are you sure?' prompt

leo: orb of aether runs out halfway through a wall

virgo: trying to pick flower from carnivorous plant

libra: picking up an orb of ferocity, summarily being descended on by plague of hellhounds

scorpio: sailing into a whirlpool and getting outmaneuvered by a single pirate

sagittarius: the shitlord player who just rescued you from your dungeon takes a detour into mirror land and one of their mimics shivs you

capricorn: Ratling Purgatory

aquarius: using orb of storms in living fjord

pisces: going too deep into the temple of cthulhu and not being able to get back out because there are too many tentacles in the way