Aug 25, 2024
Hawaii and the TV
Arizona: Papa! Lani's been hogging the TV since her birthday. Make her stop! America: I've tried but she tried to bite me.
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Hawaii and the TV
Arizona: Papa! Lani's been hogging the TV since her birthday. Make her stop! America: I've tried but she tried to bite me.
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Both States Headcanon #6
Both Alaska and Hawaii can be annoyed by tourists, especially disrespectful ones who treat their states like amusement parks.
Maryland's Poe-try
Year 1847
America: Mary, I'm concerned about you.
Maryland: *dressed in black with heavy makeup under her veil and a raven on her shoulder while carrying a poetry book* It's not a phase, Papa!
No I Will Not Be Giving Any Context
New Mexico: Is that Papa wearing nothing but a Stetson hat?
Texas: What in God's- Okay you two for the next few days, we've never seen him in our lives.
Worry
Hawaii: 'Laska? How are you feeling?
Alaska:...Fine.
Hawaii: No you're not.
Alaska: And how do you know that?
Hawaii: Your eye starts twitching when you're worried or nervous so tell the the truth.
Alaska:...I'm worried, Lani.
Hawaii: About your aunt?
Alaska: Yes.
Hawaii: Miss Ukraine is a strong country. I'm sure she'll be fine.
Alaska: And what if she isn't?
Hawaii: Have a little faith.
Alaska: I wish I could but I'm scared.
Hawaii: *opens arms and Alaska falls them with small tears in his eyes*
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Happy Birthday, Alaska (HA! I Remembered This Year)
Alaska: *hears a knock at the door and proceeds to open it to see a person-sized, wrapped box.* Alright, Lani, you ca-
Hawaii *from behind him*: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALASKA!
Alaska: AH! W-wha...? Then...Who...What's in there?
Hawaii: Open it and find out. *smiles creepily*
Alaska: Well, that's not disturbing in the least but fine. *pulls the bow to see the sides of the box fall to reveal...some kind of giant, dancing, anthropomorphic wolf*
Hawaii: You're welcome!
Alaska: What...is it?
Hawaii: I ordered this and I know how you are with wolves, so you're welcome.
Alaska: *shock turns to sigh turns to small smile* Thanks, Lani.
The Christmas Movie
All States but Hawaii and Alaska: Political babble, political babble, political babble.
Hawaii: Daddy? Are you okay?
America: *half dead with his face in pile of unopened presents* Do I look okay, hibiscus.
Hawaii: Not really.
Alaska: You look like you're about to pass out.
America: Thank you. I just wish they would stop fighting.
Hawaii: *thinks for a moment* I got it! *rushes over to the living room, turns on the TV, and turns on a Christmas movie* HEY EVERYBODY! We're going to watch a Christmas movie.
New York: Not Christmas Carol again?
Hawaii: No.
Georgia: A Wonderful Life?
Hawaii: No.
SoCal: Rudolph?
Hawaii: No. We are going to to watch the most heartwarming and loving Christmas movie, Die Hard.
All States:....YAY! *rushes over to sit and watch*
America: Good call, Lani.
So, do ya like Massachusetts?
Alaska:...Depends.
Hawaii: She seems nice enough but does she always have to get into a fight with New York and New Jersey?