Hawaii's Obsession
Alaska: Father.
America: Yes, 'Laska.
Alaska: Please. PLEASE. Take Lani's Switch away.
America: Wh-what? Why?
Alaska: She has been playing that new Zelda game non-stop. I can hear Link's screams of pain in my sleep.
America: Um...That seems a little extreme.
Alaska: See for yourself.
America: Okay. Lani!
*Hawaii appears with Nintendo Switch in hand and she looks unkempt*
Alaska: See.
America: Uh...Lani, how long have you been playing?
Hawaii: I don't know. I stopped counting after the fourth day.
America: You're right, 'Laska. Lani, give me the Switch.
Hawaii: In a minute, I'm almost done with this side quest.
America: No, Lani. Give me the Switch
Hawaii: *growls* My precious!
America: LANI! GIVE ME THE SWITCH!
Hawaii: NO!
America: LANI!
*cue tug of war*
Alaska: This is why I don't use electronics.
