#husbones

(I'm nu ded lol UwU you know the drill people ÚwÙ including Y/N!!) let's get this party started darlings

Fresh: babbbbezzz

Y/N: yesssss?

Fresh: did you find my-

Y/N: what-

Fresh: are- are you actually studying-???

Y/N: ....yes- yes I am and I'm in severe mental depression please cuddle me TvT

Fresh: say less suga-

Y/N: Killer! Get in the goddamn bath you STINK

Killer: *UNHINGED DEMON SCREECH*

Y/N: IT'S NOT THAT BAD-

Dust: what in the name of fuck is going on in-

Y/N: hey dust- you need a bath too actually

Dust: 👁👁

(Dust fuckin runs out the door as fast as possible)

Killer: ASSSSSHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!

red: anytime one of you assholes fuckin give me attitude I'm hittin on Y/N-

Sans: so cool

Blue: so cool

Mutt: so cool

Stretch: so cool

Red: tf-

Sans: so cool

Red: shut up-

Stretch: so cool

Mutt: so cool-

Red: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

Ink: heya human!

Y/N: H-

Error: SCREW YOU INK-

Ink: I didn't even do anything-

Fresh: bros got it worse than me-

Dream: so you you two use pet names?

Nightmare: gross and cringe- wtf dream-

Y/N: nighty baby 🥺 there's a spider!!

Nightmare: I'll take care of it doll face-

Dream: .....

Nightmare: I'll kill you if you utter a word- OvO

Temmie: HOI!! HOOMAN IS VERY PRETTY TEMMIE WANTS DATE!

Y/N; -3- you know what- let's do it I ain't got nothin better to do

Stretch, Red, Sans, Blue, edge: . . .

Stretch: nah because I know Temmie ain't got more Rizz than us-

Edge: YYYYYYY/NNNNNNNN

Y/N: oop! GOTTA BOUNCE-

Butch: now I ain't gonna hurtcha doll~

Y/N: O3O

Butch: M'only gonna rip you open- and tear out your insides

Y/N: oooooooo lawd yes please ÚvÙ

Butch: tf-

Y/N: thanks cross..holding me like this..its nice

Cross: heh heh..don't worry I just knew ya needed a hug is all

Killer: gay-

Y/N: where tf did you come from-

Killer: the bushes-

Y/N: I'm not gonna ask-

Stretch: you can be anything you want

Y/N: can I be in Dem sweats you have on? (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Stretch: i- you- we- uh- but- HUH-

Y/N: .-w-.

Stretch: IT WAS A JOB STATEMENT- NOT A FUCK ME STATEMENT-

Y/N: difference beeeeeinggg?

I forgot how short I made Fell compared to Stretch and honestly he’s still to tall in this image so now I’m just imagining Fell on a stepping stool this whole time.

Ofc I can darling I apologize for the hold up! 🙇‍♀️

Enjoy~

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If you randomly rubbed up on their hips🔞👀

Nightmare:

Oh oh nah, you betta run

He's not gonna let you get away with such a seductive tug on his hips (which is one his most sensitive spots)

He might jump, watch as his face turns a bright blue as he whips his head around towards you

He's pinning you down over the counter/sofa/table/bed whatever's accessible and you better prepare your body for the fuckin of its life-

Mutt:

He'll definitely lean back into your touch, as like nightmare it's one of his sensitive spots

Man literally has no shame either like you'll be rubbing up and down his hips as he's leaning back and will deadass whine if you stop

Mf will probably whisper dirty shit in your ear like "what?, ya like seein me all bitchy for ya huh?" Smirk and bite your ear

You better pray for your legs cause you just signed up for hours of pound town

Dust:

Dust is a little bit different in the sense he wouldn't be the type to fuck you senseless for it, nah he got other kinks

He'd just stand there and let you grip and pull at his hips and cuddle him from behind

However, he WILL fuck you senseless if you rub his hips and grind on him from behind (oh honey take your chances if you dare because Jesus this mf will leave permanent bruises on your hips)

Why hello there darling! Of course you can! You've been waiting quite a while for this so I apologize 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ so let's get on with this one~

WARNING THAT THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS SEXUAL THEMES

NIGHTMARE~

Ok yeahhhh sorry sweetheart this dickwad isn't going easy on you-

He'll chase you down the hallway, up the stairs into the bedroom-

You fell DIRECTLY into this mfs trap

And when he gets his hands on you for teasing you it's his turn

Uh oh-

Handcuffed to the bed immediately- and when he bites down on your flesh he'll make you feel him-

Literally- like he'll dry hump you until your needy and aching for him -.3-.

Shattered dream~

Like Nightmare he'll probably tease you back- but different slightly-

He'll let you be a little shit allllllllllllll you want sweetheart but it's his turn to laugh when you both fuck and he permanently leaves a vibrator inside you-

Get ready to lose all decency and state of mind every time this asshole edges you with that thing

And when you complain and whine he'll simply say 'don't blame me for the punishment you deserve Sweetheart~'

Oh yeah good luck- he'll torture you until you cum and embarrass yourself because it gets him off-

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a Mafiafell Sans X female reader

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It was a dark stormy night..you were working at your desk quietly with your headphones in as the storm raged and thundered outside. You glanced to the window once or twice with a soft sigh gently escaping your lips.

I hope he's ok..; you thought as a shock of bright blue lightning fell from the sky lighting up the room momentarily making you jump a little. You'd been thinking about butch all day mostly, you just didn't want him out in that weather. You were worried yet you somehow got a feeling he'd be just fine.

You sighed once more to yourself as you let the music fill your head. You had a lot on your mind..you couldn't help but think of so many different things at once. The past few years had been rough, work wise was just stressing you out..as well as fake friends and fake past love. Everything was getting under your skin, you were just glad that Butch was there to hold you through your tears. And boy did you miss him right now.

As you lost yourself in your thoughts you felt a firm yet gentle hand on your shoulders. Was it? Who were you kidding you knew who it was and you immediately felt a warm smile spread across your face.

"Heya babydoll~ whatcha doin?" You chuckled as you took out your headphones and turned to face him. You were stared back at, as his red eye light created a soft red glow against your work desk. "Nothing..i was just thinking about you though"

He smiled, clearly happy with that response as you felt his thumb rub soothing circles on your back that gave you the good goosebumps. "Heh, glad to hear i—" he was cut off by a loud bang of thunder that made you squeal.

"Eyyyy..woah woahhh babyyyy, babyyy slow down aight? Take it easyyy C'mere.." He chuckled as he sat up on the bed with a smile welcoming you to his embrace. "Mm..ok.." You mumbled and climbed into his lap and hugged him closely, as his big strong arms around you making you feel safe.

You heard a gentle chuckle and looked up at him, "what?.." You mumbled. "Nothin..yer just...Beautiful" he whispered thumbing your cheek softly. You hummed and let him do so.

"I love you.." You whispered, he hummed and kissed your temple only saying "sleep.." In a low gruff tone. His hands wandered up your jumper and scratched your back and kissed you cheek, humming in a tone that slowly lulled you to sleep.

And with that you both fell asleep, forgetting about the storm and the only thing that mattered to you both was that you were alone...together..in each other's arms. Cuddling sweetly and warmed laying against each other and damn there was no place you'd rather be..

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Hellloooooo my darlings~ sorry I've been away so long TVT I've been so busy recently and haven't had much time also we hit ✨400✨ Followers!! Thank you all so so much 😭😭 it feels like only yesterday I just hit 100 you are all so kind and lovely❤

Hooooooo boi darling do I!!

Smutty Dom nightmare headcannons:

He's a very easy person to push over the edge if you want sex, seriously all you have to do is push up against him and he's going down on you

He has tentacles, expect them to be stuffed inside you before he takes mercy on you and just fucks with what you want him to 👀

He gets impatient as fuck and will literally teleport the entire noot gang to some random place until he's done fucking the living shit out of you

There is absolutely nothing slow or passionate about the way he fucks you except for the occasional words of praise he grunts in your ear when he's about to cum

He uses degrading words, rough sex, and sex toys a whole lot of sex toys he practically bullys your poor little pussy with every single toy he can find until he thinks your ready to take his Tenticals (not even his cock cus he's an ass-)

Sometimes he'll shove his cock in with the tenticals to really stuff you up

If he's in a particularly bad mood you bet you better wear your sexiest landurie and lube yourself up because he's gonna fuck you until the sun goes down

He loves blowjobs while he's working something about it really turns him on

He has Overly sensitive hips so be sure to rub them any chance you get

He has a habit of slapping a lot of slapping not hard enough to hurt but hard enough to make you moan his name

He loves the look of you beneath him squirming and squealing for him, it turns him the fuck on

Stretch:

*SMACK*

Stretch: *jumps* ack-

Stretch: honey I love you but you do realize I don't have an ass right-

Y/N: YOU JUMPED SO I STILL WIN!!

Stretch: oh you win now do you?

Y/N: oh no

Stretch: heheheheheh

Y/N: stretch, baby we can talk about this right?? RIGHT???

(Stretch runs after you up the stairs)

Y/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Sans:

*SMACK*

Sans: .... I... I think I felt my entire body rattle-

Y/N: Hehe hehehe

Sans: ooooohhhhhh Y/N~ I have business with youuuuu~

Y/N: uh oh

(Insert Megolavania)

Y/N: I fucked u-

Red:

*SMACK*

(Red slowly turns around and grabs your arm to push you against the sink and trap you beneath him)

Red: ohhhh you gonna pay for that,, doll~

UnderSwap-

Stretch:

Behind his most of the time laid back exterior he gets horny like really horny, sometimes just outta nowhere ( but who am I to complain-) like yes he can be the sweet, lazy, tired and overall laid back. But when he's on he's onn like if you're doing something this man will come up behind you and either smack your ass or grab your hips pressing you back on him kissing your neck and running a hand up your shirt and fondle your boob. Until you get the message he wants to fuck, if he's to impatient sometimes he'll just fuck you over the counter. (This is rare though he doesn't like doing it in anywhere but his bedroom because it's invasive and he only does it when he's certain there isn't gonna be anyone around for a few hours)

Blue:

100% this lil blue fucker ain't as innocent as some think. He'll definitely tease you a lot mostly verbally like "oh sugar~ why don't you sit on my lap~" but he'd whisper it in your ear. He likes passionate sex, like full of praise and moaning. Hell sometimes if he's feeling like bein' a lil ass hole if you curse while moaning his name he'll deadass stop and make you apologize?? Excuse me?? Though he's passionate, softer in bed he wouldn't be against banging the hell out of you if you asked nicely 👀👀

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