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sophodra meme!

lineless bust comm for @huntresswarlock of moose the half orc!! v fun i love orcs

In the ADVENTURES OF DETECTIVE DICK HARDBOILED

- technically stole a baby

- “loves” blackberry tea. He has never drank it but it’s what his mentor drinks so therefore sees it as a Classy drink

- has on multiple occasions tried to put one of his mouff tentacles into someone else’s drink as a joke

20) If they could be a dragon, would they be a dragon? 

Ailse - Surprisingly, I think not; maybe temporarily, but she’s who she is!

Cricket - cricket is a dragon already (:

Domino - yes tbh, give into that monstrous nature etc etc

Mick - hell yea

Nemo - nah dragons are usually solitary and deep down they’re a people person

Svetlana - sure, why not?

Nemo:

1) A story for every scar. Do any of their wounds have interesting origins? 

All of them, to hear them tell it! Monsters giving many a slice and dice, and they can tell a story about each monster that delivered it. Maybe with some boasting as needed.

7) If they could control one of the four elements what would it be? 

I think fire or earth as a gut check. Fire by way of lightning, probably.

13) Playing video games, would they be a completionist, a speed runner, how would they play? 

They are someone who makes really hard games look really easy but they have 0 concept of that fact and are just having a good time.

19) What would they like their mark in history to be? 

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

oh god that’s tough but i think i’d need to give it to

“You do not know that you were their sweetest dream, the key to a world where they could be happy, and as you fell asleep, they awoke, and they forgot. They forgot all about you, child, and they missed you so. So they put you together with pieces they remembered, and pieces they made up, and pieces that they told themselves were once you.”

12. favorite character to write about this year

super difficult once again but i think it’s gotta be xiro, because they are My Child

14. a fic you didn’t expect to write

honestly................. the TMA AU stuff lol

19. any new fics to start next year

yoooooo im love you <3 

3: favorite line/scene you wrote this year

“He wanted to chug the rest of his tea then eat the mug.”

12: I answered in a previous ask! but it’s Maya Fey, I adore her <3 

15: something you learned this year

I do go back and reread my own fics, I am not ashamed to admit it! But in doing so, I noticed I can get very adverb happy? Like, instead I should just be using stronger verbs instead of like “said softly” ya know? So I’m trying to apply that going forward!!

18: current number of wips

LOL so I have a whole folder just labeled “stuff you will probably never write” but seriously, there are 2 main WIPs that I will hopefully write eventually. plus some original work stuff that’s bouncing around in my head/on a few random papers! I wish I could focus on more than one wip at a time so I could write them ALL 

19: any new fics to start next year

unfortunately YES I’ve been convinced to write a sappy epilogue to my insane fake dating au! I’ve been slowly planning it over the last few months and plan on actually starting it sometime in the new year wish me luck, not like there’s an enormous amount of pressure or anything.......... 

23: fics you wanted to write but didn’t

so with the fic I wrote with Maya Fey as the main character, I have this crazy huge plan for how like the other 5 in the series would go. like there’d be some crazy fic about DL-6 and SL-9 and I’d screw around and redo Farewell, My Turnabout from JFA because it’s my favorite case!! But alas, so much work for all those because they are all case fics and those can be hard! I’ll take a look at where I got stuck and maybe this 6 month break from it will help me get unstuck. 

a salesman in a toy store is showing off barbies.

“this is barbie in a pool, for 20 dollars. and this is barbie at school, for 20 dollars. and this is divorced barbie, for 120 dollars.“

“why is the last one so expensive?“ asks the customer