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RIP WEEK 2019 Day 4: Ship Rip

its canon??? (made by the amazing @ziphosura whom i seem to be unable to tag??)

So..I just found out that Jonah Hex's middle name is Woodson What if....Rip finds out, after Jonah tries to keep it for so long and so he takes advantage and calls him Woody at the most random and always inopportune times and Jonah gets pissed because Rip showed him Disney movies during a marathon once so he knows.. What if they get into the worst fight they've ever had right before Rip has to time jump and he doesn't come back for weeks. Jonah is mad at first, because it was totally Rip's fault they were found out by the enemy but then again he was kinda also at fault so he feels kinda bad. Then he gets worried because he yawn heard from his spaceman in a while, so he goes out to get a drink and comes back all wobbly to his room at the inn to find a toy cowboy on his nightstand and when he lifts it to read the note underneath, he finds the word Andy scrawled on one of the boots and he just throws himself on the bed. The note simply says For My Woody. And when they finally meet up again, Rip invites him to stay on his ship and travel time with him. They rewatch Rip's favorite movies and in the background you see amongst all of the Time Master's collectibles a Woody figure right next to a Buzz Lightyear, hands positioned together....

don’t touch me I’m still not quite recovered jsjahwhhwhs @flashsvibe

<blockquote> but you still managed to leave</blockquote> <p>BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN PARALELLS</P> @flashsvibe