#hunterbiscuit

Funniest nickname or name anyone has ever called you? I still think it’s hilarious that for a brief fleeting moment my college dorm decided my nickname was “Taxidermy.” this occurred because one day a bunch of people from my dorm, including me, were sitting on a hill. I’m not really friends with these people but I was trying SO HARD to say something interesting and be included so I was like “HEY GUYS LOOK THERE’S A REALLY CUTE DOG OVER THERE” thinking how could I go wrong with that and suddenly this kid goes, totally seriously, “Did you know that if you have a taxidermist’s license and a mortician’s license you can legally taxidermize humans?” Everyone just turns to him slowly and finally this girl says, “Why... did you think of that right now did you think Chelsea wanted to taxidermize that dog” and my nickname was born How old are you and how old do you feel like? 19. Uh. I do not know. I often seem to get cast as an old lady in things so perhaps I am like 80 at heart. I am Aziraphale, after all. What’s your zodiac sign? And your rising and moon if you know them? Should I stop burning everyone’s head with zodiac shit? I’m a libra! (no shhh I actually like this zodiac shit libra is actually SO accurate for me you have NO idea). I didn’t know my rising and moon signs before taking this quiz, but you made me curious so I just looked it up. My rising sign is Sagittarius and moon sign is Aries (which is funny bc my girlfriend is an aries)! What is your romantic orientation? How important is romance in your life? it took me like 37 years to figure this out but I’m pretty sure I’m panromantic with a preference for girls. I thought I was homoromantic for a while but I’m pretty sure that was due to internalized biphobia and also bc I’m very different places on the ace spectrum for different genders so I was like “I’m very sex repulsed when it comes to guys and sort of eh idc about sex when it comes to girls so I must be a lesbian not pan” but whatever man I’m over that now. romance is... very important in my life I guess? my girlfriend is the most important person in my life and is probably my greatest source of happiness rn so yeah I’d say it’s important <3 What are your current obsessions? (can be fandom/game/music/food/people/whatever) All food always. I finally got my hands on a 3DS and I’m playing Pokemon Omega Ruby rn which I’m SO INTO oh my gosh THIS IS MY FIRST POKEMON GAME WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME POKEMON WAS THIS MUCH FUN also Tabitha is my SON so. idk my obsessions are kind of all over the place rn though? during the Stevenbomb I was SO INTO SU. whenever I watch an episode of CCS since I’m rewatching the whole series I get SO INTO CCS and when I make up KuroFay headcanons with Abbi I’m SO INTO TSUBASA and I’m just ALWAYS into Good Omens. I’m a mess really I love far too many things far too much Favorite non-anime cartoon movies? I just saw Inside Out and I actually would say it’s one of my favorites. It was so well-done and so powerful. My other favorites are Lilo & Stitch and Beauty and the Beast, as well as The Prince of Egypt. Do you like kids? And animals? I am awkward around new people which translates to being awkward around new kids as well. I never know what to say to them. If I find an extroverted kid tho who takes a liking to me and has things to say that I can respond to, I love kids! I love being around people who want to use their imagination and play weird games and do weird stuff omg I love doing weird stuff a lot. Yes, I like animals! I get pretty uncomfortable around dogs or whatever that are really aggressive but give me something calm and fluffy and I will never stop gaping at it in awe and wonder. I have been known to cry at the sight of small dogs. because they are that cute. this has happened at least four times. Any fandoms you regret or were ever bitter about? I don’t for a moment regret being in the Welcome to Night Vale fandom because I had some of the most amazing fandom experiences of my life in there, but I also had some very bad experiences that have caused me to stop listening to the podcast and distance myself a lot from the fandom itself. Other than that, my only fandom ill feelings is towards the Lilo & Stitch fandom circa 2006-2008ish bc they needed to CHILL THE FUCK OUT OH MY GOD. people got SO FUCKING ANGRY about this KIDS’ TV SHOW like there were fucking WARS over the character Angel and WARS over this one guy that I ended up dating and I just do not understand why it was such an intense fandom for such a chill happy movie??? also the 18 year olds in that fandom were sometimes creepy AS FUCK like I was literally 12 and had an 18-year-old often show me porn she was drawing and had another 18-year-old dating me like calm the fuck down L&S fandom what were you What are some changes you’ve made in your life that you are proud of? Maybe some problematic opinions you had when you were younger that you’ve learned better since or bad habits you’ve let go of? I think my mental illness makes it very difficult for me to see myself objectively tbh bc it constantly tells me I am and always will be problematic no matter how hard I try. I don’t really have goals right now, I’m not really trying to better myself, I’m just trying to stay alive and recover and be happy and that’s really the best I can do. I can tell you changes I made when I was like 13 but I don’t really think they’re relevant anymore. I’m proud that I started reading again bc executive dysfunction was making it difficult af for me to do that during the school year and I’m proud that I can objectively step back from the first draft of my novel now and say “Ah yes, this is good but these places need work, I should add this, cut this, etc.” But yeah I have a lot of trouble knowing what is and isn’t problematic bc my OCD worries that anything I do could be potentially problematic without me knowing so I should probably stay away from discussing that aha Are there people in your life (online or offline) you feel you can talk with about everything and you can tell anything to them? My girlfriend.♥ Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful? objective beauty isn’t even real man and youth isn’t the epitome of beauty and anyway I don’t pick my friends based on their appearance at all so yes, yes I will <3 (also I see ur great gatsby reference one of my favorite books did u know)

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod: I can’t decide if Fay listens to really chill hipster music that’s really original and interesting or just terrible pop music alway all the time. I definitely do think he has his publicly acceptable happy music that he shares with Sakura and blasts to piss Kuro off and then the sad emo music he doesn’t tell anyone about bc he listens to it when he’s sad. a couple songs that remind me of him tho that I think he would have are “How to Be a Heartbreaker” by Marina and the Diamonds and “Counting Stars” by OneRepublic. but ngl I bet he has some music just to take the piss at too like “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga and “Magic” by B.O.B. (im such trash these songs are all just songs from my unpublished fay playlist I have no IDEA what he would listen to)the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to: I cannot imagine Fay sleeps well. ever. I literally headcanon him as not getting a single good night’s sleep after the tower ever again. because of that, I could see him falling asleep pretty much ANYWHERE during the day. he’s exhausted and is too much of a little shit to care if he falls asleep when he’s not supposed to so he’ll nap literally anywhere: curled up on a table, in the middle of the fucking sidewalk, while the others are battling, anywhere.the game they’d destroy everyone else at: dodgeball.the emoticon they’d use most often: oh my god. modern!fay LOVES emoticons. every SINGLE fucking text he sends has an emoticon. he probably uses those fucking adorable japanese ones and is super creative with them, but also good old smilies like :D and C: and ^^ and stuff all the time. But his ultimate favorite is :3 bc I mean come on he’s Big Kitty, isn’t he?what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep: again, fay has never had enough sleep since he was like. four years old. he’s used to it by now.their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever: definitely hot chocolate. with a TON of marshmallows and whipped cream.how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump: AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS. YOU THINK FAY KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS. YOU THINK FAY HAS ANY SHRED OF SELF-CARE AT ALL. THIS IS A CRUEL JOKE FAY HAS NEVER CARED FOR HIMSELF IN HIS LIFE. that being said, once he’s settled down in Nihon and stabilized a bit I imagine his self-care looks like staying in bed all day curled up in a ton of blankets, eating sweet foods and cuddling Kuro: not necessarily talking about his problems, but just knowing that Kuro is there for him and he’s not alone. if it were modern day, I imagine he would watch a lot of stupid movies and surf the internet all day. fay loves vegging.what they wanted to be when they grew up: pre-tower fay probably assumed his fate would be decided for him, since he was royal and all. tower fay just wanted to grow up. seresu fay wanted to be a magician and I think honestly loved doing magic, but at the same time probably wanted to be a healer so he could make up for all the people he thought he’d killed, and he would have been so frustrated he was terrible at that. ngl though, fay has always been royalty and I’m pretty sure he always expected to grow up and take over the throne of Valeria/Seresu when the Soverign/Ashura died? I’m not sure a prince really expects to have to work for a living tbhtheir favorite kind of weather: fay has a weird relationship with weather? cold weather and snow are good because they’re what he’s used to and bad because they remind him of triggering places. hot weather is good because it’s not triggering but he’s NOT USED TO IT AT ALL AND CAN’T HANDLE IT. maybe something like spring? where it’s not hot enough to be uncomfortable but nothing like seresu/valeria at all. I can see Fay loving flowers.thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?): IN HORITSUBA IT IS LITERALLY CANON THAT FAY IS A MALE SOPRANO AND I WILL HOLD ONTO THIS UNTIL THE DAY I DIEhow/what they like to draw or doodle: cats. dogs. adorable cartoonish kuroganes. kuroganes in dresses. mokona. magical symbols and ideas for new spells. himself in dresses. himself with cat ears. kurogane with dog ears. himself and kurogane kissing. himself and kurogane as parents of the kids. snowflakes. kurogane in maid outfits. basically he’s a terrible artist but he doodles EVERYWHERE and most of it is to piss kurogane off

I’ve just been a part of different fandoms enough times to have seen people demand and insist that their pet theory be treated as canon and be really nasty to people who didn’t agree. So it’s best to remember a fan theory is still just fan theory and nothing to get nasty over.

AHHH THANK YOU!! And yes! 22! and I’m going to my favorite restaurant with family and friends :D

“why isn’t there a straight pride parade!? You say you want equality blah blah blah”

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It’s my favorite classical piece ❤