buy me McDonalds? 🍟 🍔

Just absolutely smashed these delicious little cakes 🤤

Okay, I am confused about something. Do people who live their lives in bigger bodies have "feeling fat days" ? I am being genuine in my question because I have been feeling very large all day today. I just have this feeling like my tummy is a lot larger and much more solid today. It's also heavier and unyielding. My waddle is more pronounced, more so than I even I think it ever has been before. My stamina is way down, and I got winded waiting for the elevator to travel up one floor. I keep knocking stuff off my desk and drawers. I just feel really really fat today, and on the scale, I have not gained hardly anything... Is there such thing as a fat fat day!? Cause I feel today like I may be in one of those days. I keep counting down the days til someone asks me when I am due because there is no hiding this food, baby bump! Except for when I wear my onesie of power. Then I just look like a cuddle ball with arms and legs... and a colorful dragon tail. I think this dragon needs to go to bed and sleep off some of this day. Hopefully, I will be wake up still feeling round and over plumped like this in the morning. I kinda like this feeling. Sweet Dreams and Happy Halloween!