#humxnshield

Pietro yawned as he and Alphonse, his pet stopped to rest in a field. The two had been traveling for sometime now, and he wasn’t sure where he was right now at all. The antlered man had his sense of direction flipped around quite a bit after being released from the mirror, and right now, he had enough trouble as it is trying to find his way back to Deerbank.

Davius had his feet upon his cleared and neat desk in the front of his shop. There were a few people muddling about the books but most were just college students, either getting a last bit of studying in or just hanging around. It was still on the quiet side even when Davius took out his headphone's jack from his music and played his tunes aloud. He leaned further back in his  chair, tittering on the brink of dozing off when the door opened sounding the welcome bell. He jumped awake which was a bad idea considering he ended up falling on his back to the floor. He whined a bit from the pain and peeked up above the desk to see a man standing there. He gave a sheepish grin.

(OH NO HE”S CUTE)

HE'S A BIG GEEK OK big nerd

Get out of the house, he told himself. It'll be good! Walk on that side a bit, get back to work you're feeling better! Yeah, until the combined lack of attention paid leads to a two man collision that ends in a painful fiery death. 

Of course, Sean's just being a drama queen in his own mind, when in reality the only reaction was a slightly surprised "oh!" and a return to reality, looking up at his lanky assailant. 

Send me “There you are” to pretend to be my date, even though we’ve never met, to get me out of an uncomfortable situation.

Thorin abhorred these galas her father threw. Positively abhorred them. They were filled with nothing but rich investors or clients who tried to show off their wealth. She hated particularly the wealthy people who tried to sweet talk a business deal out of her or the persistent men who tried to get something more. Funnily enough, she never had a problem with wealthy women and had met quite a few of her now ex-girlfriends at fancy parties such as this. It was just the men who couldn’t take the hint and leave when she wanted them to.