May 10, 2018
I don’t go on Yelp very often but I can’t stop laughing while reading this.
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I don’t go on Yelp very often but I can’t stop laughing while reading this.
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ooc; More quotes from the Cell 11 bonding event with Alexei and Tuenn (Tal). I really loved these, but they didn’t fit in the picture # limit for the other post, so here they are on their own! DM’d by the amazing @alpestris-flowers.
beam us up flopsy is apparently a line from an aurin sci fi show. apparently.
imagine traveling back in time to 1893 and trying to explain to this guy that 120 years in the future his likeness would be plastered on countless useless, overpriced products marketed to guys who think having a beard and eating bacon constitutes a personality
Favorite overheard parenting of the day: “Aw, honey, no. We don’t lick the glass. Your auntie is never going to let us come back.”
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New Family Motto: Scire notitia vel pati contumeliam
I went with my dad and my brother to see SW:TFA on Monday night (neither had seen it yet). Dad’s not a huge Star Wars person, but the brother-person is, so the enthusiasm levels were a little mixed going in. However, once the movie got started, they both turned to me at the same time and went, “Is that Max von Sydow?”
My family, ladies and gentlemen.
And in the distant empire of Usa there is a strange custom that takes place once per year among the . . . .
me: GABE
gabe: yeah?
me: PUNK ROCK MERMAIDS
gabe: chill