#humorhp

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he can't stop crushing on and that damned hippogriff that tried to eat him. And he is going to tell them what's what, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef with Potter too.

Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.

Harry poses for a naked Auror calendar and Draco goes batshit crazy with lust.

The box is from Pleasurable Penile Permutations, filled with pairs of magical sweets for them to try. The catch is, they have no idea what the sweets will actually do.

Accidental bonding. Breaking and entering. Conspiring, however unwillingly, in the strange one-man war Malfoy's waging against detention. This isn't the normal school year Harry anticipated having, but at least it's not boring.