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Draco's heard that Harry is hung like a broomstick, and now he can't get the image out of his mind.

Draco has a potions accident at work that results in some interesting side effects.

New chapter added 12/2016

Draco's become a bit obsessed with Harry's sizable package. It's a little distracting. Even more so when it's up your arse. (Or "Harry's Big Dick is messing with Draco's life." ~Capitu)

“No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.

Draco licks his lips. He shuts his eyes, because he doesn't think he can look at Potter when he says it. When he asks for it. "One finger?"

Harry's had a crush on Malfoy for months now. But it will take a bar full of his friends, some Firewhisky, wagers made on his behalf, and Malfoy himself to get him to act on it.

Draco has been in love with Harry for years, but Harry has always been dating someone else. So when Draco overhears Harry after his latest break up suggesting he wants to date a sex god, Draco knows what he has to get Harry to think about him he can ask Harry out. Only he needs to get creative, because he doesn’t want to sleep with anyone who isn’t Harry.