#humansofregina

"Lately I've been really interested in carpentry. I really like working with my hands, and so a couple weeks ago I tried to make a bed for myself. It took a while but it turned out really sweet! The only problem is that it's kinda too tall. It's kind of a struggle to get into it at night." 

"My favourite hymn is Amazing Grace. That was my mom's favourite hymn too. She left three years ago, eh? But I know she's looking down on us and she's happy."

"Black and white."

"I have this theory on the Bible. You know that Adam and Eve had to leave the Garden of Eden because they committed the first sin. Well sin is evil. And when Adam and Eve left the Garden, human evolution started. That's EVIL-ution." "Also, tell them I got stabbed forty-nine times."

"It's really tough to describe my personality. If I was a type of sandwich, I would probably be grilled cheese with some good, thick cut bacon. It's like the simplest thing, and it's already awesome. It just has a little something extra."

“I used to come out here on my breaks for a smoke. Now I come for a walk and it prevents me from smoking.”

“Her name is Taz! She’s an Airedale Terrier and she’s still a puppy. When they told me I was going to be walking a terrier, I expected something much smaller! She is a sweetheart. I will let her owners know that she is going to be famous!”

"Can I take your picture?" "For sure! Make me famous, won't you?" "You look quite familiar. Have we met before?" "Yeah I'm pretty sure I've seen you around before. You've probably seen me at karaoke night at O'hans. We sure have a good time there, don't we?"